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If you had an emu what would you do with them?
| probably eat it
| Feed it. Once fed an emu in some animal conservation thing, and it was hilarious. They shove their face into your hand so hard they end up spilling more food than they eat. And then pet them too cause they're kinda cute.
| Eat it
| Win the Emu War against Australia.
| Torture it for warcrimes against Australia. Revenge for my grandfather.
| Conquer Australia with it
| Be friends with it
| Go out and hit the town. Have some mojitoes. Hit on some chicks.
| Ride it to work everyday.
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| I would say it is a weird type of dog