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Best/worst thing about being sick?
| Best: you do nothing without guilt
Worst: you feel like your dying
| Best: Everyone will do stuff for you and you can just sleep all day, and don't need to worry about everything
Worst: You can't do shit because you're sick as fuck, and the medicine puts you to sleep easily
| BEST: Being in the covers feels better when your sick.
WORST: Nose runs like a faucet and human interaction is impossible.
| Best: You're allowed to do nothing all day
Worst: Medicine tastes like shit
| Best: infinite kickflips
Worst: if you in a soap opera you're for sure dying
| Best: you can spread flu on your friends
Also best: they'll become sick and unable to kick your ass
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Best: masochistic enjoyment of your own suffering.
Worst: infecting your friends and family.
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Best: Infecting your friends and family. Share the pain!
Worst: bed sores depending on how bad it gets
| Best: the foam returns
Worst: always sweat
| Best: sneezing replaces masturbation
Worst: when you recover and finally have urge to bust a nut, it shoots a lot and ruins your sheets.
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