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| It'll be almost 2 years since my ex dumped me for another and I still didn't move on. I can't interact well with girls so they reject me on the first conversation. I've lost two friends when they fought in a group I created that lasted around 3 years and now is gone. One of my best friends deleted me from everywhere in the internet while deleting his accounts in other places, refusing to say why.
I found out there's cockroaches in my wardrobe that takes half my room. I'm at college


| AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
BURN YOUR WARDROBE WITH NAPALM


| > I got dumped and I can't move on
Grow a backbone and move on
> I lost my friends
That sucks. Now go find more friends.
> Cockroaches in my wardrobe
WTF!! That's horrible!!!


| 3dpd


| That's monday


| Help


| STEP 1: NEVER, CLOSE YOUR LIGHTS, SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS OPEN, THE ROACHES WONT GET OUT
STEP 2: GO TO WHATEVER STORE YOU HAVE AND BUY INSECTICIDES AND CLEANSE YOUR WARDROBE, TREAT IT LIKE THE PLAGUE
STEP 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


| STEP 4: THROW EVERYTHING THAT WAS IN YOUR WARDROBE, DONT JUST WALK IT OUT, PUT IT IN A BAG AND GET IT OUTSIDE AND GIVE IT A STARE OF DISGUST
STEP 5: DISINFECT EVERYTHING, POISON EVERYTHING UNTIL YOU START TO QUESTION YOUR HEALTH
STEP 6: FIND OUT WHERE THEY CAME FROM AND ERADICATE THE SOURCE


| STEP 7: ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR LIGHTS OPEN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOU NEEEEVER KNOOOOW
PS: I've never had cockroaches, that's just what I'd do. Best of luck g/u/rl~


| Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.


| I'm a guy, I'll probably just empty everything, kill whatever is left, spray insecticides everywhere and put everything back in for use.


| BURN THE ENTIRE COLLEGE AND YOURSELF WITH IT!!!!


| quit being a bitch


| Find the cutest cockroach and make a gf out of it. After all, turkish girls are not that bad.


| Hi, just letting you know I have killed more than 20 small roaches by now and I won't be sleeping ij that room for the night.


| But croaches arent that awful, they wont do anything to you( besides eating from your mouth) just use insecticide and averything will be ok (っ´▽`)っ
About friends and GF, you dont need em' you got us o( ›_‹ )o


| Leave your country


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| God is dead.


| Kill that bitch

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