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Kirby has just absorbed you, what power does he get?
| destroying hopes and dreams
| She'll be able to mastrubate 6 times in a single hour
| AIDS and Cancer powers
| Disappointment
| weebs and waifu power
| depression, laziness and anxiety
also g/u/rls think you are kinda cool
| Depression
| Spam angry burgs
| > extremely sluttiness and no self worth
| Bad luck kirby
| That's deep
| Crippling gay osteoporosis
| Human stuff since it's based on your species not individual talents.
| a tiny dick
| Being able to fap no more than 3 times a day.
| Instant death
| nothing because I'm a worthless piece of shit
| >>256344 OP here, you're not a worthless piece of shit. Stop depreceating yourself, I promise it will get better soon.
| Crippling depression
| Well i can ride a bike so i guess kirby could ride a bike too. Hey, that's something right?
| The power of autism
| Wow, you guys sure have a lot of self confidence.
| Depression is getting kinda old, so I guess some back pain here and there. And liking lots of food.
| A foot fetish
| >>256455 I think when you can laugh about your own failures and accept it it's a symbol of self confidence
| Spondylolisthesis
| Kyphosis or whatever that GOLEM GET YE GONE disease is called
| nymphomania
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| the ability to watch any kind of porn and not get aroused in the least (I don't know why I'm like this)
| -correct answer. hentai is all I watch--
| Endless dick lusting
| A friend who smells like salami.
| Idk... A broken computer and a dog that stinks
| Chronic depression with the only coping mechanism being to just sleep constantly.
| The ability to fucking pass out if I fun too hard. Oh, and I'm a fucking BOY.
| The ability to memorize useless trivia from videogames (like the names of every enemy and boss) and write about them on wikis.
| Ugliness and severely high libido
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| Suicidal thoughts
| The ability to do taxes
| Being incredibly good at video games!
| A breath of life, a hint of shade
| Death.
| That minty clean feeling
| Sleeping for 12 hour a day
| The power of a NEET.
| full pedo neet
| a boring ass job
| Police Brutality
| Boredom
| Existential Dread at all hours of the day.
| big gay
| the power to disappoint any parents
| The ability to be transgender.
| Severe dissociation
| Sarcasm, the ability to nitpick just about anything, even if he actually knows jack shit about it, pretentious english
| overconfidence and being a pervert
| the irrational and pointless ability to get beat up by life over and over and keep getting up to get beat up some more. the ability to invoke suicidal depression in yourself and those around you (except you have no control over it so its not really an ability and it happens randomly). also an intense desire to cuddle small girls, but thats not really a power either.
| Lazyness and suicidal thoughts
| rocking back and forth subconsciously whenever I get nervous
| Autism
| The ability rescue stay cats off the street.
| Having a GF irl
| The ability to stare at a wall for hours on end without feeling hunger, emotions, and the need for a restroom
| The ability to eat any food, regardless of how over or under cooked it is. Raw chicken breasts and ravioli slurry, come at me
| 140 iq
i watch rick and morty btw
| nothing
| Worrying about small things
| Detecting thots a mile away
| He gets so fed up with the fact that DK Tropical Freeze doesn't come on Switch until this Friday
| He becomes a fast food employee
| He becomes a sad loner with gender dysphoria.
| The power of pushing every loved one away from him.
Good job, Kirby.
Have fucking fun with your new power, Kirby.
Good freaking luck, Kirby.
You'll fucking need it,
Kirby.
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| >inb4 depression