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| You are required by cat law to not move.
| Moving would be so rude and uncivilised. Imagine if you were the cat. What would you think if the human moved?
| Bird and squirrels; he has been watching vids of birds and squirrels for two hours.
If he moved, I would demand food until I get it.
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| There is a cat on my back.
Do I get up, or wait until she goes away?
Purring loudly, right into my ear.
God help us all.