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What if all of us met together IRL?

| What would we do? Touch each other? Smell each other? Kill each other? What would happen?


| Start a post about it comment about each other


| To be honest, as the sperg I am, Id hide in the corner and avoid all of you.


| In reality it would be awkward as fuck and we'd all go home after 30 minutes.


| Nah man. Y'all gotta chill. I'll bring the brews and we'll have a kickback. Probably good for some of you to get out and socialize a bit anyway.


| Random hentai video on the TV


| We could split into small groups and just talk to a few people each

It wouldn't be possible though since many of us probably live in different countries


| Watch Boku no Pico


| There would be a corner dedicated to /a/. But I realize I don't watch airing anime and won't fit in there.

Another corner would be /v/. But I don't play gacha games, PUBG, Fortnite, so I wouldn't fit in.

/d/ would occupy the dimly lit shady alleyway. But I'm not fond of traps or loli, so I get kicked out.

The middle of the room will be dominated by /cyb/. But I don't RP or cosplay.

So yeah, I'd be in the abandoned corner, being left out.


| There would be a /u/ corner, since you're not the only one, that isn't interested in the other boards


| >>245819 /u/ corner would be infested by dead meme and suicidal gurls. I fit in there for 5 minutes before I kill myself.


| I would bring cookies but that'd be it


| In my fantasy world, we cuddle each other, we fuck each other, we play uno.


| I'll bring vodka for my fellow /u/ g/u/rls and watch you all drunk as we go from the most silent crowd to the noisiest in an hour.
As long as we don't give alcohol to /d/ we're fine.
>/d/ steals our vodka once we're all passed out and pulls down their pants


| Don't forget about the politic's group ;)


| >>245980 they would slit each other throats even without alcohol


| Better clean out your asses before going


| My ass is always clean


| We could always drink ourselfs do death. Or atleast drink enough until it stops being awkvard


| I'd still do what I usually do: drink and touching myself while drinking. The more you are, the better it is!


| Wait for VRchat, then touch and kiss.


| There's probably a serial killer here


| >implying i'd show up in the first place


| >>245814 what about /mu/ and /tech/ ??


| Burg corner best angry burg


| Can we make this possible I would really like a con like this


| Out of curiosity can you g/u/rls share your country or continent atleast


| Some of us would chill together- others, probably not.


| I'm too cool to hang out with any of you.


| I feel I could finally make some IRL friends. You g/u/rls are the best.


| Here's how it would play out: there'd be like ten people that treat it like a party and are super hyped, bringing food and drinks and generally being excited, everyone else would be standing around, probably on their phones, trying not to stand out. There would probably be a thread started called "who's at the party" and we'd post random stuff there. I'd give it 30 minutes tops before people start leaving because nothing is going on. Sounds great.


| it would be Dashcon all over again


| >>246252 okay well the 10 people still there would have a great time, lol


| Man, food and drinks, that's even better than a convention! Hell yeah!
Anyone near New York? I'm not American but that's a starting point


| Europe


| Europe too... yea...


| >>246165 Germany, or how I like to call it "Germland"


| We're not 4 chan I have some faith in us. Awkward standing around for the first couple minutes until some get the guts to speak to the most introverted ones.


| The ones that are to shy, wouldn't show up in the first place


| >>246470
Europe
Portugal to be more precise


| >>246599
Everyone brings 20 euros and open bar hire an open bar to dress as jills and gilleans


| I would bet ppl would stop beying shy after a few drinks


| Sure, but if they are shy in the first place, it seems hard for them to even get there

##Admin:prefetcher##

| >implying


| Any slovak here?


| Dashcon: the sequel


| >>246129 those places are dead maybe 2 or 3 persons talking about coding


| Any other Canadian hozers here?


| >>246129

I like up beat song and nu-disco, but DJs at /mu/ only plays lo-fi, vaporwave, and vocaloid songs. And when they play nu-disco songs, it's the one that has loli shrieking in the background, I got arrested by FBI.

FBI detained me at /tech/ in which all the inmates are fedora tipping linux users. Talking about tech jargon that I don't understand. All day, I am brain washed to use linux and fibally throw away my smartphone.


| >>246165
The Great Southern Land, The Death World of Australia.


| awwwwwwkwaaaaaard


| >247161 is Australia so dangero/u/s ?


| Would we be allowed to bring our sexbots along?


| >>247335
Sure, bodypillows included


| Where would we meet each other?


| >>c02f02 afterlife probably


| >>10707f a fellow Australian!


| >>247374
Let's make a corner where our body pillow husbandos can talk to each other's while we do our thing


| I would be happy if I could even hang out with another human being again. I haven't spent any time with anyone since November.


| >>247534 yo dude that's fucking sad.


| I would be seriously scared, that a suicidal girl from this board would wait for us to gather and go on a murder spree then


| >>247576 if she was hot I would try to tap that before she killed my ass>>c7f581


| group suicide when?


| >>247578
When can do this g/u/rls let's all drink bleach and sniff bleach with amonia


| >>247657 at that point we might just as well drink grizzly temple


| What if the cops come owo


| >>247711
We use incognito mode and they won't even see it coming


| >>247749
Everyone knows that you don't need vpn s if you have incognito mode

##_hidden:Stormy##

| Real talk, if my other /cyb/izens were to visit, we'd all head to Dave and Busters for food, booze, and vidya gaymes.

No need to make it a formal event.


| Leta fuck.


| >>247977
Tbh i would just love to meet someone from here
You seem like a really warm community


| >>247993
sure y not


| D I C C W E T T


| >>247309
はい。


| >>248039
Me too.


| I want to do a telettubies cosplay with all of you guys, and steal a bank


| anyone in the midwestern US? I could bake something


| Damn, it's like we're uniformly spread apart from each others..


| I dont think you guys would want a southamerican with you, am i rait?


| >>248858 this guy is unfortunately right, we are few and far between. Prefetcher will have all our ip adresses and would probably be able to say just how spread apart we are, maybe some small local events could be set up. I'm from the U.S. more specifically south Florida


| >>248873 pref is doxing us right now, what do


| >>248897 call anon e


| >>247547
I haven't had any human interactions in person since November.


| >>248897 you must suck pref's loli dick.
There's no other option.

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