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Top ten reasons you should never go to an irl bar
| 1. But at bar everyone is friend
2. Babes + vibes is my vibe
3. So is food but that don't stop y'all fatasses ( <3 ) from eating at MC-D's
4. Find another bar yours are obviously defective
5. The cutie pie triggers my allergies anyhow, bless her; the bar is the only place I can escape
6. Noted
7. After a hard day of "work" no where is better than the bar
8. I hope so ;-;
9. I can go all night
10. No
| -Not like I can't some fairly nice normies
-Vibes don't pull your hair and scratch your back
-Alcohol is cheaper for a reason, quality
-Not with that attitude
-There are cat cafes there must be a cat bar
-And staying at home will trigger my depression
-/alright touché/
-Can't be worse, at least if I'm lucky I'll die
-Same
-fuck u
| No reason you can't drink in the park
| 1. Alcohol is bad
2. Alcohol is bad
3. Alcohol is bad
4. Alcohol is bad
5. Alcohol is bad
6. Alcohol is bad
7. Alcohol is bad
8. Alcohol is bad
9. Alcohol is bad
10. Alcohol is bad
| When I was a teenagers I sent way too many of my friends into bars and way too many of them got raped. For real..
Fuck IRL bars, that's an outdated concept to start with, my grandpa used to go to bars because he had literally nothing else to do, we have the entire earth at our disposal with computers.
My grandpa went to bars risking to get his skull caved in.
My dad went to bars risking getting shot.
My friends went to bars risking getting raped.
Why would you ever go to a bar?
| I go when they just open take my switch and drink. I leave once it starts to get crowded and the bartender knows I don't really wanna talk so they leave me alone most of the time. I'm a regular that doesn't hassle them and ocusional I get a free drink from them.
| I quite like bars, myself. It's always fun to chat with strangers, and I'm always down for some karaoke.
| I've got a vibe for you OP.
| Depends on where you live it seems. Bars are pretty casual around where I am. Worst thing you'll see in a bad bar is someone doing coke in the bathroom.
| the bottle is my friend
the bar i go to is all dudes
$10 all you can drink on wednesdays bitch
ive seen guys fuck in this bar i think jerkin off ain't too big a stretch
this bar has it's own cat hes cute he likes to sit on the stage
it's like 11 dudes in 3000 square feet on a busy night it's fine
lmao no
not a lot of gay dudes are looking to roofie me
go
no
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| 1. Not like you have friends anyway
2. Who needs babes when you have vibes
3. Alcohol is cheaper at home
4. Not allowed to jerk off in middle of bar
5. Is your cat at the bar? Didnt think so
6. Bars have too many people and itll trigger your anxiety
7. Shouldn't you be working(saying youre looking for a job while watching anime)
8. Youll probably get roofied at a bar
9. Im running out of reasons
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