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Give me that dicc
| make a love potion and taint the water supply
| find a wizard and make some diabolical magic together, rule the world together.
| You should become a nun it's a good idea.
Actually it's a bad idea I hear catholic priests rape nuns.
| Cast a hex on me to get rid of my witch powers
| summon Lucifer and suck his big veiny cock
| Spare the innocent
| Dedicate yourself to humanity and try to make the world better for everyone like Mother Theresa
| I don't believe that you're a female
| >>243177 as long as you don't get too desperate and give your virginity to your dog it's all up to you. Maybe that old school crush of yours is free and up for taking
| Using your witch power, you summon a random g/u/rl to your dungeon. Do her a favor and make them grow a dick. Ask her to take away your insecurity.
You happy, the g/u/rl happy (for lifetime suplly of duck), life problem solved, cancer cured, African child fed, everyone lives happily ever after.
The end
| U can use mine while I'm single g/u/rl, as long as you're a girl though I'm not bi
| I'm near Tucson, AZ if any g/u/rls wanna hangout on the weekend (I have a dicc but that don't mean you can have it right away)
| Lots of thirsty mother fuckers here.
>>243177
How old are you? I'm sure there's someone you know irl who'd hook up with you. Friends, coworkers, neighbors, cashier at the grocery store, etc.
| With these powers, commit the ultimate sin! Preserve your verginity UNTIL MARRIAGE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| Sell your body and all your dreams will come true.
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| So I'm a fucking virgin and I'm thinking I might as well become a nun cause I'm not gonna get it. So what do I do with my with my witch powers g/u/rls?