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| opens a fridge and gets a banana, proceeds to eat it...
| Gets another banana and freezes it...
| Throws the peel on the road next to the bin.
| Gets robbed for the banana peel on my way there
| Theif drops banana peel...
| The thief slips on his own banana peel..
| And lands on OP's frozen banana
| He cums instantly
| and he rps
| As a gay octopus. After years of splashing around in the ocean OPs loving wife and children find him. They are immeasurably dissapointed as she fucks another octopus. Thats not even how octopus have sex
| without buttplugs.
That same day it became obvious that
| OP was pregnant
| With frozen banana
| Eat second banana and insert the peel in the ass
| Thats pollution! Shouts...
| Allaua Akbar
| as he hurries to put the peel back around the banana. Managing only a half assed result, he panicked when his gf came in, having done a new tattoo.
"What is
| this banana tattoo?
| Its a tattoo of a banana!
| Unable to reply he suddenly
| Jizzed
| He then died of dehydration
| and his thot gf began to shed endless tears. Days passed, weeks passed, months passed, years passed, and she was still there.
One day a traveler was passing by and he saw this thot crying. Not knowing who she was he
| Decided to marry her on the spot
| He then with his new wife buys a house and it's morgage
| To pay the mortgage he gets a job as a professional
| But his new wife would not leave that spot. She
| Stood in that spot forever.
| During the nights she got naked started to practice
| Professional nude squatting
| closes rp
|
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