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Where can I buy a loli?
| C-Can I be your pretend loli, onii-chan? :3 ~~
| Yeah, sure
| Oh, come one, you motherfucker
*runs away*
| Yeah, I would also like to kn-
Know why people want to lewd lolis! Disgusting, amirite?
| >>70218f when one's body come weak, they lust for someone weaker. Like very old mans looking for small boys. Maybe that could be it.
Btw i seen a loli in my dream today. She was hot but i didnt wanto get arrest so i just wake up instead. :)
| damn fbi can get you even in your dreams man
| Lolis being fbi agents is so cool, they have a job being so young!
| ///////////THOUGHT CRIME LINE DCPD///////////
| i want to take really good care of a qtloli
| Freaking FBI keeping the FBL (Federal Bureau of Lolis) all to themselves.
| I tried asking a cashier once, they showed me where the lolipops were.
Bad service, never going back again
| you must seek one of the mystical wizards who dwell on our planet, who are able to create 2d imagery using a technological tablet. some of these wizards are willing to create a loli for you in exchange for money.
unfortunately there are no known records of wizards who are able to bewitch a 2d graphic into becoming real.
| A loli witch. Now how cool is that!
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| I seriously need one