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We're at Wallmart.
| Corn, Vaseline, a copy of good housekeeping magazine.
| Butter, rubber gloves, laxatives
| Porn mag, baby magazine, scissors
| Assuming the cashier is not squidward...
Honestly if I am the cashier, I won't be paid enough to care about whatever people are buying.
| I FUCKING LOVE WALLY WORLD
SINGULAR RED MARKER, CANDLES, AND A KNIFE
| What am I doing at Wallmart how the hell did I get to US
| Rope, a stool, self help book
| A gallon of high-fructose corn syrup, deep-fried butter on a stick and frozen TV dinner.
| Painkillers
Everclear
Pen and paper. Not sure if that counts as 4
| Metal baseball bat, crowbar, balaclava
| A medium sized teddy bear, some shears and some latex gloves.
| Dildo, bubblegum, watermelon
| Any kind of fried chicken with 80 tons of fucking toilet paper, like if you're about to tp a mansion.
| Nail polish, Windex, and some cold medicine.
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| a knife, some chlorox and gloves
| BBQ sauce, glittery stickers meant for children, dog shock leash.
| Black shoe polish
Lipstick
Fried chicken / whole watermelon / you probably get the joke
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| A dog shock collar, a megaphone, and a singing child
| Lubricant, one cucumber, one huge eggplant
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| Fertilizer, pressure cooker, flip phone.
| Bleach, ammonia, a bucket.
| 3 packet of margarine. One of then is open and a bite taken
| Hemmorhoid cream, corn pads, and a lice kit
| tampons
| Baby magazines, a rope, a knife
| Donuts, donut holes, glue
| Three boxes of condoms.
| Watermelon, a cake, bathtub cleaning solution
| A box of loli food, cat ears, paint remover.
| Call of duty, doritos, mountain dew
| A menorah, kosher salt, matzos.
| A gun, a single bullet.
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| Buy three things to freak out the cashier.
Hardmode: no condoms