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best burg HQ, NO ANGRY BURGS ALLOWED
| Don't waste time in threads that could be seen by the enemy, focus that energy on burging
| Burg on g/u/r/ls, don't let up until the reach atleast 9k
| 9000 burgs have been posted men! Keep going the distance between us and them is under 1000, keep going!!!
| Both burgs and angry burgs are species of the junkfood genus.
| OP here, trust me, I'm doing my part. Believe me when I say we will defeat our foe by midnight >:D
| I can't believe this is happening, only 500 left!!
| I've just nailed down over 100 burgs, we're less than 300 away! Keep going!
| oh my god, we're about to reach 10,000..
Uunf, I feel like this thread should've been on /d/ because this is porn
| Uuuunnnff~ 9999, this is edging it at it's finest.
| Aaaaawh~~ Fuck yes~~ 10,000 babe~ Hecc yess
| burg
| burg is love
burg is life
| 100 more
| We should all designate to 1 thread to see how fast we can burg
| >>221186 OP here, my most recent one has 12 posts right now, knock yourself out :P
We need a theme song for this glorious moment
| /221175
Here, that's the one I'm talking about
| THIRTY MORE BURGS
| There are 10137 burgs and 10136 angry burgs.
| GET THE VODKA BOTTLES G/U/RLS WE ARE VICTORIOUS!! :D
WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
| Keep it up, we don't want to lose in just the next hour
| This is too good, I don't think I'll stop posting anytime soon
| Main thread is now full, our next one is this /221462
Glory to best burg!
| "What is this.. a revolt..?"
"No.. This is A REVOLUTION!!"
NEW THREAD RIGHT HERE!
/221736
| Our new theme song, I know it's cheesy but the lyrics fit so well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPVz101nd0
THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THE REVOLUTIONARY TRAIN!!
NEW THREAD: /222016
| the red banner will rise and under it the angery burg shall unite
for the last holy war, against the imperialist aggressor, for the motherland!
| >>222261
We're two sides under the same flag, let us unite, and admit that burg reigns supreme, and angry burg has its place under the holy burg.
| Main angry g/u/rl here. I am now a sad burg. I retired, but considered joining the burg g/u/rls because the advocated for equality. All the name calling, all the arrogance, I would be fine with it if it was equal. YET LOOK
>11569 burgs and 10194 angry burgs.
THIS is EQUALITY? LIARS. I am sad, yet oh so ANGRY. We could've reached equilibrium. That's why I retired, but NO MORE. I can no longer take the insults, the LIES, the FALSE HOPE, the BROKEN PROMISES. RISE MY ANGRY G/U/RLS!
| I even shared my technique with a burg g/u/rl in test, and this is what I get for believing in the good that the burg g/u/rls they could bring. They may be "happy" burgs, but they are wolves in sheep's clothing. They are the true angry burgs. LET'S GET THIS DONE MY ANGRY G/U/RLS
| oy oy who's doing the name calling now huh?
I learned my technique on my own.
You guys are so angry, I was actually happy to wreck the burg count all by myself. Sorry if I came as arrogant.
| I mean, there was a g/u/rl I did tell on /test/. Might not be you. I don't think name calling matters now that we've been lied to. My hope's been betrayed, there is no such this as equalibrium
| By the way, I don't mean to actually insult people. Is just burg wars.
| War, war never changes.
| Looking at the results of our little battle it seems our techniques are pretty similar. That means I need to improve. ^^
| Angry Burg
| >>837bb4
My dearest main angry g/u/r/l, I am the one from /test/, I am also one of the main instigators of the revolt... I must thank you for your teachings... And ask for your forgiveness, things have gotten out of hand and my people have lost sight of the true goal... The stronger burg grew the more arrogant they became... But I still believe that equality is possible.
| We can do it, If we work together. You and I may be some of the strongest /burg/ers out there, if we can combine our abilities... To keep balance within /burg/ there can be peace. We get the numbers to be equal and whenever one side tries to surpass the others, we can stop them, together!
| I never wanted to breed hate, I just wanted to be equal!
| The burg g/u/rls had their chance. They have a strong army to be sure, but once they got a taste of power they kept going. I'm afraid there is no burying the hatchet now. What we need is one burg to rule them all, and that burg is A N G E R Y
| >>837bb4
I see... This is unfortunate, but it cannot be helped. We will put angry burg into the ground, where it belongs!
| I have always angry burg'd. Since pre-Awoo days. I would continuously click, as if it were a clicker game, or use an auto-clicker to spam constant angry burgs when there were no post-limits. Post-Awoo, we couldn't spam them like we were able to and so I stopped angry burg'ing. When the counter arrived, I remained indifferent. When the ancient burgs were upheaved from the archives and I learned the way of the spam I posted many angry burgs, oh so many.
| Seeing the gap was amazing. Seeing the 10k was breath-taking. Somewhere along the lines I've lost the true vision of burg'ing. The war grows out of hand. Slander, war posts, fury. The line between angry and happy is blurred. I will never not angry burg, but perhaps peace can really be achieved. In my blind A N G E R, I disregarded the good g/u/rls,my anger was misguided. If burg equilibrium can truly be achieved this time, I will slow my angry burgs.
| If we can't make it this time, then there truly is no hope. Best of luck my g/u/rls.
ᵃᶫˢᵒ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵗᶫʸ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ˢᵖᵃᵐᵐᶦᶰᵍ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵉʸ ᴵ ᶦᶠ ᵉᑫᵘᶦᶫᶦᵇʳᶦᵘᵐ ᶜᵃᶰ ᵇᵉ ʳᵉᵃᶜʰᵉᵈ ʷᵒʰᵒᵒ
| FORWARD BURGBROTHERS, LOSING IS NOT A OPTION!!! WE DID NOT FIGHT FOR NOTHING!!!WE WILL NOT BOW BEFORE THE ANGER!!! THIS END WITH OUR VICTORY AND ONLY WITH IT!!!
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FOR PRIDE
FOR HONOR
FOR BURG EMPEROR
| >>227044
Stand down soldier! The angry burg has offered peace, do not be so hasty! Let there be equilibrium!!
| >>227033
I was up at 3am last night posting burgs so I'm with you, kinda getting tired of spamming them
| Right? Plus /u/ is flooded with burg threads and I feel bad for the civilians. The war is raging out of hand
| >>227082 PEACE?! WHEN THEY GET CORNERED LIKE DAMN ANIMALS?! WE DIDNT GET ANY GOOD WORD FROM THEM WHEN THEY WERE WAY AHEAD OF US. NOW ITS OUR TIME TO RULE. OUR TIME TO DOMINATE!!! DONT LISTEN TO THEM BURGBROTHERS! THE ANGER WILL BETRAY US WITH FIRST CHANCE. THEY DONT DESERVE FORGIVNESS!
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FOR PRIDE
FOR HONOR
FOR BURG EMPEROR
| Don't listen to this g/u/rl. She thinks we're brothers when everyone here is a girl. Heh.
| >>227106
Calm down! Don't let your hatred blind you my friend. The war is over. There is no need for any more bloodshed!
| You couldn't just let Burg be on top for one single day could you.
Disappointed. They've got one spammer on the angry burg side and that's all it took to ruin everything.
| Flippin' knew it. Burg g/u/rls are to never be trusted afterall
| Fool me once, twice, right? Shame on me
| Trust what? I know everyone votes for Angry burg so I compensate.
I know this board has issues with being the counter-culture, we've come here being fans of cyberpunk after all, and burg counterculture is angryburg, therefore angryburg will always be on top on this board.
Unless I touch it.
| Hey didn't you read the sign at the entrance? NO ANGRYBURGS ALLOWED
Out! Shoo! Out of my thread you pesky rebel! Shoo!
| Actually, I think the angry burg is the minority. When ever you see a burg thread outside of /burg/ you'll see more "burg" than "angry burg". The angry burg only rose so high cause I got a lotta freetime now. Prior to that burg was slowly catching up to angry burg, there's the proof. Can't take credit for the recent uprising though, thanks to whoever helped me
| Well I've never seen the burg number be higher than the angryburg before I had something to do with it.
Either way.. I'm stopping at 15,000. Race me there? :P
| Sure thing. By the way, posting here cause I don't want to flood /u/ with burg threads again lol.
| Wow this rerally accelerated the number of burgs and angry burgs
| Here we go, 15000 precisely.
My job is done. Mimi would be proud :D
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rEJzzHqRhuU/maxresdefault.jpg
| Man, look at that sweet number, it's still intact too, I'm pretty sure I'm the only burg poster.
| GJ
Well, there was a 1,000 difference now there's only a 500. My angry g/u/rls, where you at?
| Were you like, multi-threading? Cause I saw like 2 threads with increasing burgs
| oi oi, I'm not gonna tell how I do it now ;P
Your output is higher than mine anyway, and I'm too lazy to code proxies..
| But if there's a way to increase it even further that'd be nice. Ya don't need proxies anyway
| I can't believe I'm literally the only one that posts burgs xD
It's still at 15,000 sharp. I think we're raping the website when we're both at max output on the same thread because it crashed a lot on me.
What do you mean no proxies, you're outputting that many with just one IP?
| I imagine a good percent of the last 20 day replies is of burgs and angry burgs.
What, now you want me spilling my secrets?
That one other g/u/rl knows how to do it, burg g/u/rls have enough spammers as it is lol
| Enough burgs, we need to post Awoo~
I love that 15,000 so much. So clean, so pure, so pristine..
You can call me Gouranga, just in case we meet again. ^^
| This war went from raging, to a lull, then more rage, then tiredness, then to us just appreciating each other's spamming abilities. In a way, that's pretty equal enough. GJ Gouranga
| Angry burg will still rule in the end!
| Thanks~ Good job on your side too, If I wasn't lazy I'd try and see just how many burgs the website can handle per second but meh.
It was fun, I wonder if one day we'll reach 100,000...
| And we all lived happily ever after.
The end.
| =Last BurgBrother entry=
Tho not everyone was happy.
When some hoped for righteous retribution in the end we get nothing of such but a damn "balance". B/u/rg had to rule the board but in the end you decided to back off.. And so i shall join Anger and in time I'll be along with those who betray your foolish peace. As we dont deserve retribution you dont deserve piece!
==A==N==G==E==R==
IN YOUR ACTIONS I SEE NO PRIDE
IN YOUR WORDS I HEAR NO HONOR
SHALL BURG EMPEROR NEVER FORGIVE YOU
| All or nothing, no compromises. We either defeat them or live in the ruins of our attempt.
| Revolution betrayed
| Fuck you guys, I'm living happily ever after keeping balance and shit.
| Death to angry burg
| >>237530
I'm sure they're lurking about, helping keep balance and all but, like everyone else, are tired of all the /burg/ threads.
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| Let the assault commence comrades! We will not let them rule us anymore! This Friday, they will learn to fear us! URAAA