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| went to
| the morgue
| To fuck
| My aunt
| but to
| no avail
| . The body
| Cold and
| Steamed Hams
| Killed me
| The end
| Is near
| But I
| Still need
| to fuck
| My ass
| Like a
| Hungover bulldog
| Then I
| respect cats
| Especially catgirls
| *Tips Fedora*
| *gives hadpat*
| *unzips bucket*
| *empties bucket*
| *fucks neighborhood*
| *police too*
| Next day
| I went
| To pee
| To the
| Holy Loo
| How stupid
| Am I
| , i forgot
| my sunglasses
| At the
| Magic zoo
| of thicc
| Thot catgirls
| Forgive me
| I have
| not yet
| put my
| Jesus Doll
| On blast
| furnance, power
| gloves didn't
| Fit feet
| Or dick
| . It's strange
| how big
| your cock
| was before
| When baby's
| vagina got
| parasitic mites
| . How cute
| Is that.
| Then suddenly
| Parasitic mites
| became the
| Latest fad
| of the
| nightlife swings
| Holy cow!
| The cow
| is holy
| And ready
| To get
|
|
| ...I forgot
| To breath
| Nitrous oxide
| . This is
| Long lost
| Just like
| childhood fetishes
| Eat farts
| And prosper
| in the
| Name of
| Our lord,
| James franco
| the Overwhelming
| Double Nigger
| . Once again
| I am
| a pussy
| Another settlement
| Will arrive
| To fuck
| Dat ass
| With vigor
| And profound
| i'll mark
| it on
| your map
| Then I
| D I C C W E T T
| Incorrectly lick
| Hitler budgie
| His tongue
| my ass
| Your eyes
| john cena
| . Somehow there
| Was semen
| All over
| My vintage
| Sister's panties
| I got
| My missil-launcher
| Jammed with
| Missiles, but
| Hitler knows
| that i
| Stole the
| Atom bomb
| North korea
| With my
| Big dick
| Which came.
| On my
| Moms cat
| In the
| Middle of
| My legs
| And Hitler
| . His mustache
| Was in
| my left
| Ear
| while I
| Majestically came
| All over
| Her buttocks.
| Her dick
| was shaped
| In a
| Pandora box
| Psychiatry university
| Too soon
| Too soon
| Said the
| Talking cat
| as it
| let me
| Hang myself
| while violently
| Masturbating to
| lewd lolis
| One gasped
| how about
| Call Hitler
| Better call
| Stalin for
| Dramatic bomb
| Big boom
| Shaka shaka
| kaching kaching
| Suka Suka
| Futa Futa
| Wait what
| Dou gan
| Save her
| kill her
| Mom gf
| Told me
| about sex
| With Hitler
| It was
| Really good
| Even though
| He dead
| but also
| My tits
| has nipples
| That are
| leaking cum
| of holy
| Unearthled dominance
| made by
| God himself
| . It soon
| Hitler comes
| with big
| gay pride
| Dildo rising
| Salad dodging
| Shiba inus
| Australopitecus doting
| Super faggots
| Punched dogs
| Missil-launcher
| I am
| super guy
| With mighty
| stoned penis
| and beautiful
| diamond nipples
| Eat ass
| And like
| Fresh salad
| because it's
| Fuckin niggerlicious
| But fish
| is shit
| And dick
| Came in
| My pussy
| was bleeding
| Holy water
| And some
| nuttalicious banana-wienies
| but also
| eating popcorn
| with salt
| So Hitler
| bent over
| with Stalin
| and I
| decided to
| fuck them
| in the
| Round hole
| After that
| i went
| to hell
| To fuck
| Vladimir Putin
| While he
| fucked bears
| With vigorous
| and incredible
| power dildos
| I penetrate
| The earth
| And eat
| her Earth
| . BUT ALAS
| IT WAS
| The end.
| I was
| Thread
| Closed :)
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