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I'm really worried about my parrot
| Bruh
| So what do I do?
| Kill the parrot, end it's suffering.
| Bbq chicken it
| Get your room mate to help you cheer up the penguin with a fun and comically overcomplicated song and dance number.
Parrots love music + dancing and it won't be able to help joining in.
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| He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life".
My room-mate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying.