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Last thing you've eaten is your sex toy now

| What is it?


| Pasta


| Hash


| Ribs


| Imma shove a can of beans up my a**


| Mine is soup with sausages and eggs


| A burrito. Not bad


| Blue berries. This may be difficult.


| My own semen
Ez


| A sandwich with half the bread necessary for a sandwich.


| >>212215
tiny anal beads.

Also i ate dried squid so tentacles?


| Spaghetti O's lol


| Ah a good ol' burg to keep me going


| Lays, Sour Cream.


| Fish head. Noice.


| Oh gosh


| pâté ?


| What the fuck am I even supposed to do with a mandarin orange?


| >>212769 put it in you ass boi


| chocolate

i-its never supposed to go back in...


| Pork Stew. Uuuuhhh *slorchy liquidy noises*


| Burg


| Pancakes tho


| last thing i ate is thicc af maple syrup

interesting...

experiments must be made


| Goldfish crackers


| >>43c3b4

The snack that smiles back


| My hand is gone


| Cheeto. Nice!


| Chocolate covered peanuts, huh... Well...


| rice???


| >>214771 you were eating plain unenhanced rice?


| >>214533
wait can i read
Milk or pizza


| >>214786 maybe she is asian or just likes rice


| Cereal...


| SPICY wings

guess i'll die


| Goldfish flavor blasted extra cheddar bitch


| rice & carrots.


| Salty popcorn


| Cookies


| A burger with no bun...I can make this work...


| Bleach


| Cereals


| Milkshake (wtf)


| Hot win- NO


| The last thing I've eaten was ur mom's ass


| >>217664 isn't the burger with no bun just a meat pattie?


| Cake mix
Shit


| Sandwiches


| Sausage... I dont like this at all.


| >>219112 I do. ;]


| Lolipop... wish I was real g/u/rl..


| Durian fruit.. >you're already dead


| I have too bad memory, and I dont remember what I ate the last time. >>212124


| Sausage.lol


| >>225940
Truly a classic


| popcorn.......


| Watermelon

>oOF


| A bag of candies.

...that's my fetish.


| a movie disk


| A ate dick


| Self made Pizza...
Ehh, when I roll it together it might be an improvised dildo? I don't know..


| >>235086 everything can be dildo if you brave enough~
o∆o


| >>235091 counterpoint: ginger root


| >>235399
Well, figging is a thing, so...


| >>235399 try it for yourself
Unforgettable experience and feelings


| Toast


| Dumplings? But how? Oh wait... I don't want to know.


| XXXtra flaming hot Cheetos


| Chocolate eggs.... i can make it work


| >>235422 >>235429
>>Screaming internally


| >>236425
Out of happiness, hopefully? :3


| I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish


| Fuck yeah I got a banana! At least it's cock shaped


| Oooooh noooo.
It's a sandwhich.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A SANDWHICH!? Do I put my dick inbetween the bread and lettuce or something!?


| >>240540 ofc, then eat it


| just ate some cheez-its, this could really end badly


| >>240540 have you seen the video of some dude fucking a mcchicken? use that for reference


| French fries


| >>b7c097 there are some things we do not talk about


| >>239817 send prove


| So now I have to fuck a watermelon filled with vodka? Huh. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you vodkamelons, fuck them.


| Christian babies?


| Mushroom pasta :/


| >>241625 if only it was a coconut


| >>241661 Hmm... Challenge accepted.


| I believe that's pizza. Guess I would roll it up and fuck it.


| doritoes... weird


| How do you fuck bacon


| >>242132 Well, you can wrap it around a dildo or vibrator and use it like that. But it you are too tight then maybe roll it to a dildo like shape and use it like that?.. I don't know.
Also looks like my last post got eaten by the endless package void of the Internet -_-


| >>242132 who wouldn't want to fuck a big fatty slab or bacon?


| Soylent =/ don't think I can do much with that


| >>242568 i only fuck with unprocessed soylent green


| croissant
*no comment*


| ^Hon-hon, mon ami!


| carrots, I guess it works out then


| >>242684 France would be proud


| Huh, I guess I could probably make a dick sandwich with that burger I just had...


| Not sure how pizza works... But definitely not this way...


| Air


| >>244690 ethiopian?

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