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| I felt sick
| then i called
| The Doctor for
| my ass medication.
| And he rape
| My cousin, so
| I kill him
| After that I
| cleaned the blood
| And i saw
| A reptilian fellow
| Who was secretly
| Jerking at some
| Within cells interlinked.
| Who was phone?
| It was I
| Eating his flesh
| Hoping for the
| Miracle, to breakout
| with volcanic acne
| I went to
| Eat a Whopper
| And had diarrhea.
| And eat spaghetti
| at Mama Luigi's
| Pizzeria, with my
| Loli waifu pillow
| Like a weeb
| Oh! Fricking heck!
| What is going
| To happen when
| Robert Fripp will
| Flip shit out
| Over his dick
| and his guitar
| My name's Jeff
| I love Fripp's
| Then i died
| And reincarnated into
| A beautiful g/u/rl
| Burg, Angry burg
| I need g/u/rl
| Need angry g/u/rl
| Then danger/u/ started
| And I realized
| That I wasn't
| Robert Fripp the
| Mutant ninja frog
| That fucked much
| Copyright infripping motherfrippers
| I need to
| Take a furrak
| From YOU! Prepare
| To get pranked
| By a g/u/rl
| From mighty daner/u/!
| *danger/u/
| Kill the chicken!!!
| Then the chicken
| With the chicken
| For sale, shoes.
| Burg stared at
| this massive dong
| Traps are gay
| Said Robert Fripp
| While fapping to
| Boku No Pico
| Then Robert Fripp
| Didn't know who
| Fap the dog
| While eating Cheese
| With his toes
| Need to shit
| hold that thought
| I've got to
| Go right now
| To the future
| And see if
| King Crimson had
| A tentacle penis
| Ozzric Tentacles penis
| To break the
| Womb inside me.
| little he knew
| About that penis,
| It was gigantic
| But was green
| Massive orc dick
| That towered above
| Your little ass
| masturbated, fell asleep
| While the orc
| Served the loli's
| he came in
| The loli puss
| And fucking again.
| "What the fuck"
| Say Mickey mouse
| and moonwalked in
| Jessie Jackson's son
| JC a bomb!
| A jihad bomb
| Norton, Cats, Bobbleheads
| Destroy everything son
| And kill me
| To gain my
| Respect, little bitch!
| "Is this Evangelion?"
| Or just fantasy?
| I'm probably high
| I'm probably gay
| What the hell ?
| Back to reality
| Mother's delicious spaghetti
| Succ an egg
| Open your eyes
| And gaze upon
| My giant shiny
| Micro sad sock
| Upon the edge
| Of the cactus.
| It was amazing
| I'm rock hard
| My dog died
| I am disowned
| Ice Wallow Come
| When suddenly a
| Giant hose sprayed
| His glorious juices
| On another hose
| And I filmed
| With a smile
| Camera got splashed
| With white liquid
| what is the god forsaken thread
| Nice one, fucker
| Oh my god
| Better than Twilight...
| This is madness!!
| And yet I
| Acting alone in
| God foresaken thread
| waiting for the
| Three dollar footlong
| To appear in
| The deep shit
| like, fucking hell.
| I can smell
| That creepy ass
| From my brother
| from another mother
| He smelled like
| Cake Dick fart
| That was nice
| So i licked
| Her booty hole
| And put an
| Big fat hard
| Werewolf cock up
| her gaping arsehole
| The soft, warm,
| Milky chocolate with
| blood mixed in
| this unusual mixture
| Fuck these threads
| I wrote as
| I felt the warmth
| (Oh fuck, ignore the last word)
| Warmth of my
| Lord Jesús christ
| As he penetrared
| The Holy Bible
| With His Holiness
| And small boy
| While holding a
| cute little cat
| with blue eyes
| Meanwhile satan masturbates
| to the sound
| Of the toilet
| That is full
| of hell cream
| What the fuck
| His wife yelled
| Fuck me now
| I said no
| You said yes
| How about no
| I take a
| Dump in the
| Backyard of my
| house. Than i
| Screamed in pain
| “Am I gay”
| Then, I ate
| SUM PUSS PUSS
| And i realised
| That I got
| Fucked by my
| Pickaxe from minecraft
| Yogscast then came
| To save me
| From the imminent
| "Just kill me"
| Because of this
| I ran away
| To a place
|
Which was kfc
| And ordered some
| Finger lickin chicken
| I got turned on
| to stick up
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| Yesterday, I ate