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how to eat dick?
| Put dick in mouth. Swallow dick. ✔
| chop up and throw in a blender. pour newfound sauce on your favorite bread. feast.
| Instruction unclear got dick struck in my throat.
| >>206820 that's really dangerous but don't panic. If you keep sucking on the dick it will eventually release its fluids and deflate, so just keep sucking on that dick until it's small enough to safely remove.
Additionally, eating the dick juice makes for a healthy snack.
| Find guy named Dick, take a bite
| >>if questioned, say you're eating Dicj
| Just like burg.
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