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what does cum taste like.
| Chlorine.
| like cum
| Researchg/u/rl from /d/ here!
I definitely didn't need to research this because I definitely have not sucked a penis before.
Anyway…
Semen ('cum') has a very unique taste profile because it can change from person to person. The usual key factors are lifestyle (being a smoker or not), overall health (obesity, etc), diet, and environment.
The 'regular' taste of semen is, as >>204577 pointed out is similar to chroline — this is because semen is also an alkaline. (1/2)
| However, certain changes to the factors I mentioned earlier can switch the taste to be either salty, sweet, or even straight up putrid.
Also, certain diseases — particularly, but not limited to, STDs — can change the taste, but I guess you wouldn't worry much about taste at that point. (2/2)
| And also also, don't be me and have your partner spurt out blood for some god-awful reason. That made the whole experience like eating magnet and crunching iron fillings.
| I tasted mine not too long ago and it had essentially no taste.
| >>204594
This can happen as well. I've heard a few of my partners saying the same. I have no answer to this, and I have no semen to swallow for myself.
I guess we just need to do a controlled trial for this? Who's up to drink their own semen, assess the taste, and report it — all in the name of science? -Researchg/u/rl
| I tasted my own cum and thank god I am single!
It had a bland taste and all I could taste was the texture of slime.
| I tasted my own cum and thank god I am single!
It had a bland taste and all I could taste was the texture of slime.
| I tasted my own cum and thank god I am single!
It had a bland taste and all I could taste was the texture of slime.
| I tasted my own cum and thank god I am single!
It had a bland taste and all I could taste was the texture of slime.
| Okay listen to me you piece of little shit when you ask a question you put a question mark at the end of the sentence (?) you don't put point, got it you bitchass?
| Wow guys, I needed the cum data, not a data on aggressive human behaviour — I didn't graduate from social psych. -Researchg/u/rl
| Test
| Basically like salty bitter mucus
| My husband and I have tried to sweeten it before to no avail. Just always stale chlorine no matter how much pineapple I feed him.
| >>205278
That's interesting. I haven't delved into much research as to what food, or diet for that matter, would affect the taste of semen. I'll keep tabs then — maybe I'll dig into something interesting tonight.
Mind asking your husband what kind of diet he follows? -Researchg/u/rl
| >>204597 I taste mine pretty much every time I jack off
If you want it to taste almost sweeter, eating plenty of fruit is the way to go
Otherwise it doesn't really taste like much to me
The consistency is kinda wack though, definitely takes getting used to
| >>205995
Now I wonder, is it the sugar or is it the fruit themselves that can cause the change? I can't disprove any of them, since, you know, I don't want to go on a Tinder date just to test it. (Plus the Tinder sample size would be only one. I doubt anyone would want to do a bukkake with me.)
My safe bet is on the sugar, but most of the tip I've seen on improving semen taste writes on fruits instead.
So, inconclusive for now. Thanks for the report though! -Researchg/u/rl
| >>56b608 researchg/u/rl! Met you in the thread about ball hair. Nice to see you again.
Anyway, so as not to detail, in my experience (with only one person) cum tastes and smells mushrooms. I don't mind it. I like mushrooms
| >>206288
Happy seeing you here! I'll be in practically any thread asking for (relatively speaking) sane, or plausible questions; expect me everywhere in this board!
Mushroom, huh. I don't have a strong experience with mushroom smell (or taste), so I presume they would be close to ground-y or soil-y? Again, I haven't been cooking mushroom for ages, the smell and taste are widely unknown to me. -Researchg/u/rl
| >>bd38c0 you'd think so, but it's really not that earthy. I find mushrooms have a quite unique taste. No earthy remnants like carrots and such. They're.... Actually really hard to describe. Kinda like cum lol
| >>206299
Haha, you jest. I'll need to get mushrooms up for dinner today then.
I have to wonder though — what else is there that can influence the taste of semen itself? The fact that you described them as 'mushroom-like' means there's also another spectrum of taste to them — and that means I need to start digging into this deeper.
So, from mushroom to salty… surely a spectrum. -Researchg/u/rl
| It taste like millions of tiny cells of medium human being
| >>206181
>I doubt anyone would want to do a bukkake with me
>implying
Also if we are going to do this scientifically we need more objectivity. A limited number of people need to taste everyone's cum and compare them, not everyone tasting their own and trying to describe it in subjective terms. Cmon, this is basic.
| >>206670
Indeed, but consider these:
a.) Running the experiment in /u/
b.) Having no predetermined sample
c.) We have no other method to derive results from our subjects
Self-determined answers are flawed, as everyone's experience to taste, their sensitivity to them, as well as the emotional reaction to said that — all of those are biased, and subject to change, thus we can't gather any meaningful data from them.
However, what we can gather from this is a precursor. A hypothesis.
| Once we have formed a hypothesis, we can start working backwards from there: by striking the implausibility, the artifacts in data, and the subjectivity.
Is this a scientifically rigorous method? Of course not. But let's stary simple; neither you or me has the grant of millions of dollars, a sample size bigger than two digits of number, and a team dedicated to drawing the fancy graphs.
So, sit down. Let's all have a fun time eating semen; this is basic after all. -Researchg/u/rl
| *stary = start — I love typos, you should too.
| salty snot
| Saltiness is a meme. I've never had mine or anyone I know's desribed as salty. The one other person whose seen I tasted didn't have salty com either. Developing a diet soda addiction made mine taste more caustic/acidic according to my ex, but not by much. To my own tongue, it's pretty tasteless but with the alkaline feeling mentioned earlier in the thread.
| I smoke, and don't eat ananas.
Tried it once, taste pretty good tbh.
Like salty n sweet oysters.
No chlorine taste and only a hint of bitterness.
| My boyfriend's tastes like ramen water
| >>206774 As a trap, I'll humbly aid the experiment by contributing fresh flavour directly to your palate; I've heard it's best fresh from the tap, after all.
| >>206992
That's odd. I presume it's possible for it to have a salty taste — maybe we just haven't pinpointed the reason for why?
>>207075
Oh, we definitely need more data that touches the risk factors.
Okay, in hindsight maybe I should have announced that everyone should write down their diet and lifestyle to begin with. Welp, they didn't want me in MD for a reason anyway.
>>207472
WE NEED DATA FROM TRAPS. MUST.
AND WHERE'S THE FUTA POPULATION HERE?! -Researchg/u/rl
| >>206992 maybe it's from salty precum. I've definitely had salted precum. Wait a second, is precum salty because it's cleaning off piss? God damn it.
| >>207647
That… that could be possible. Not that I've researched much about precum to know for sure.
Considering that precum itself has a close composition to semen, a salty precum could indicate a salty semen though.
Ahout the urine situation... I'll leave that to your imagination.
More things to answer then. I didn't expect precum to also play part; nice work, g/u/rl. -Researchg/u/rl
| Cum tastes like COCK.
| Sonic drive-ins used to have these salted caramel milkshakes a few years back. I let one melt a bit too much and tried to finish it, but tasted pretty weird. Consulted friends later, and apparently, they taste exactly like cum if they melt. So yeah, a fast food chain sold cum flavored milkshakes for bit.
| Personally I just eat my cum if its on my hand because its the easiest way of ridding the evidence. Frankly my cum has 0 taste and its just kinda like a thin gelating that tastes lile water
| Why doesn't anyone here give the true answer? Like salty coins and milk.
| So where's that bukkake taking place then?
| Yeah right
| I hate black people
| >>210237
Should be somewhere in my room if you can excuse the papers strewn about everywhere. -Researchg/u/rl
| Slightly sweet with a bitter touch
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| Just wanted to know. Not gay.