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ALRIGHT G/U/RLS THIS IS THE TEXT ADVENTURE THREAD!
| You are an adventurer of sorts freshly our of the school where they make boys into men and girls into mages. A Knight is who you are, Sir anon. Your trusty steed beneath and infront a forest you are hopelessly lost in with no forseeable way out. What do you, brave Knight do?
| >Buy chicken
>Kill chicken
>Cook chicken
>Eat chicken
>Sleep
| >Sleep
| Keep going straight eventually gets out
| >look
>look steed
>look forest
>look way out
>help
>h
>?
>inv
>look self
>jump
>dance
Basically how I start every text adventure.
| >Put anon in pipe
>Smoke anon
| Fuck all that shit first order of business:
>become trap
| >die
>die
| Look for loli forest elves, they may know the way out.
| >kill any lolis on sight because pedophilia is disgusting
| >>d5eede
There's no chicken around but you do feel tired
>>3f16ed
Sleep sounds like a great idea. You set up camp and dream of forest elves setting themselves up as lolis only to be a trap.
You need to stop smoking that pipe before passing out.
You wake up the next morning to find a path a couple feet off your camp, and with fresh start to your day and promise to any deity above that you are totally not a waste you think about what to do next
| >think about what to do next
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| What it says on the motherfuckin tin, I write y'all tell the protag what to do.