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So like, if you were an animal
| Penguin, so I could have a penguin wife for life. If all else fails, I could get a 2d penguin waifu and have the internet support our undenying love
| I'd be a panda because I eat a plant-based diet and have dark circles under my eyes. I'm also kinda lazy, but can get aggressive when provoked. Would rather be sleeping or eating. Cute in a way.
| I'm a platypus cause Its really cool
| I'd be a human cause that's what I am.
| I'd be a blue whale because they're huge and slow thinking or a dolphin because they're smooth, smart and pretty.
| A magpie so I could pull tails and be paranoid and create fake caches to distract from my real caches
| Prolly a lynx or a puma, cause I'm thin, solitary, mostly nocturnal and like the cold
| Furries.
| I didn't ask specifically because I'm a furry. You can tell a good bit about personality by asking a question like this.
| I'd be a Capybara because they look so chill no matter where they go and is at peace with other animals.
| Bonobo ape. They are peaceful, non violent, enjoy life, have a lot of sex and offer to others as a way to relax when they see them stressed.
| I'd be a wolf, a lone wolf
| Cats cause laziness, no cares, reason to annoy people for no good reason.
| Burg¡
| I'd be a bird because i could fly
| Crow. I wanna be part of an animal flock that gang stalks some poor sap because they ruined our nest one time. Also crows are smart as shit.
>>203038 found the furry
| an alien to fuck with the earth and leave.
| Dolphin because I rape and get away with it
| Once again, I didn't ask the question because I'm a furry. I asked because I figured it would be interesting.
| I'd be a cat because I love the idea of never working and having my life in another's hands. Also my partner and I have a plan so if I ever turn into a cat they will know it's me. I am very cat like avoiding others but when someone is kind and not scary I warm up.
| I'd be a fucking marmot, bcause they are fat, cute, and slepp all day
| >only care about myself
>eat and sleep
a cat.
| I like to think I'm sneaky but I'm really not, so a fox
| A snake cause I hate cold,live in a dark place(my room) and I just hiss at people(not literally)
| bear
| I want to be a zombie. Its really cool
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| What animal would you be and why. Please say something more just "Its really cool" I want the details on what makes said animal your choice. I'd pick a cat cause I'm lazy, chubby, and low-key constantly need attetion.