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What is your reaction when a cat meows at you?
| Aww hello, cat
| stick it in
| I'll try to pet it, talk to myself about how cute it is, and leave my friend / whoever's with me awkwardly waiting for me to be done petting the cat.
| charge at it like a madman
| Stick it in
| Stick it in
| a cat is fine too
| Pet it, faggot. >PETT IT NOW
| Go on my knees and meow to beckon it
| >shut up you stupid egoistic careless animal i'll feed you later
or
>aww nekochan kawaii desu ka nyaa konekochan >_<
| Yes, my liege? *sweet fawning over kitter intensifies*
| I yell out my cat's name and run over to it if it isn't within view. Usually a loud meow from my cat means it's going to do something stupid.
| I just say Hi and continue on.
| Stick it in
| Stick it in
| Pet the cat until the cat is satisfied (or upset)
| Meow back like how civilized supposed to do
| Try to befriend the smol animal
| Glance a look of disdain at the cat and continue on my way
That's what a strolling cat would do if I were to call it.
| Meow back at it or scare the living shit out of it from nowhere
| New drinking game:
Take a shot everytime someone says "stick it in"
| Pass the moon sugar
| I'd respond with meow aor meowlike noices
| If it's a street cat meows at me I will pet them a little and give it some food, wait a little then move on. If it doesn't eat and keep meowing and try to lead you to somewhere I will just follow its lead, see if it needs help for something else. Usually Street cats meow at people nonstop means they need some sorts of help.
| Stick it in
| Pet it!! And meoww (> w <)
| I meow back something weeby, and if it replies then i can gauge its power level.
| "Fuck off Jerry, dont ya see im masturbating!?"
| I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERRY
| >FUCK ME
| he coming for my family
>fuck
| depends
stray cat: "hello cat" and carefully approach without looking at it
my cat: something is wrong.
| Stick it in
| Stick it in
| Stick it in
| Ny-Nyaa~
| Stick it in
| Stick my Ford Focus in it
| Shove used panties in their face and kidnap them
| Meow at it until it recognises my dominance.
| Stick it in
| Pat on the rear to make the cat raise their butt
| Andddd...Stick it in
| Stick it in
| If it wants to be petted I will let it until it is sick of pettings so it leaves
| Stick it in
| And I'm drunk lol but I was probably talking to my cat and she meows in response to me haha
| I meow back
| I yell HEY CUTİE if no one is near
| Awwww cute, I love you kittie ^^
| Proceed to plan 'b'
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| Me : Meow back to the cat