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When did u lose the v card...

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| Lose?


| 15~

but it's not that big of a deal tbh


| Hahaha


| How long am i supposed to keep it for? Im 24 now


| It's kinda weird: I lose stuff all the time, but I've somehow managed to not lose that card


| I told somebody I didn't care much about getting laid and he said "you just lost your man card". does that count?


| The same day valve announced half life 3


| >>af28b1 That person sounds like a truly wonderful human being


| What's a vcard?


| Very Carefully Accumulated Roman Digits


| >>199261
It's okay g/u/rl, I'm the same.


| 19. It's honestly not a big deal, I think it's weird that people fetishize it or use it as some kind of symbol for your place in society.


| 15


| >>199427 I know, I honestly don't give a fuck when did my couple or anyone else lost it. Like whatever


| NEVAH EVAH


| I still hold onto that card. Cuz well, it seems like no g/u/rl is willing to take it from me.


| Not yet, I heard that if you keep it until you are 40 you become a wizard, so I guess I'm aiming for that


| >>199741
now I get the joke..


| >>199741 wasn't it actually 30?


| 25, god bless mexican hookers, they're literally doing the lords work.


| >>199893
Yes it's 30. At 40 you just turn into Steve Carell.


| >>199893
No, it's 40 now, anon above is wrong
It used to be 30 but then big spike of influx of new wizards due to changes in modern society was predicted by Oracles' Circle, so to control wizard numbers they shifted further the age required.


| >>200500 I'm not religious enough to know, but something tells me god's job isn't to fuck 25yo virgins


| >>200519
I'm not wrong. You can't just change the laws of nature like that, it is the way the human male body works.


| 14.


| By the lesbian definition, I'm not a virgin anymore. Meh. I don't really think of it


| welp, I was blown three times. Only two of which by a woman


| >>201214 explain


| >>201142
Well what I meant is that formal acknowledgement rules changed. But it's not like you can get the hang of the power and be a full-fledged wizard on your own outside of community, unless you're on a Gandalf-level of talent or something.


| Never, the desires of flesh will make lose my way to wizardry and thus, to becoming a loli.


| Planning on becoming a wizard


| Any wizards here?


| >>755174 What is there to explain?

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