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Danger/u/ is now a mansion, each board is now a room, what kind of stuff and people are inside the rooms?
| /new/
8 commies standing in a circle to circle jerk while 1 ancap and 1 nazi are shouting from across the room.
In the middle of the commies is a cookie while they a laughing and lending their comrades a hand. They are all naked.
The fascist and the ancap are in full riot gear.
There are windows in the room where g/u/rls look at the scenery with curiousity and disgust. Sometimes one of them proceed to shout inside the room with phrases of 'what the fuck is happening'.
| not enough fucking
| >/u/
The kitchen, the dining room. The place where people come and go for no reason. Either because they are hungry and accidentally bumped to someone in their way to the kitchen, or because they're secretly stalking people in the dining table.
Can contain good things, but don't expect that when the whole room is filled with people shouting at each other incoherently about having dicks filling their mouth.
| /d/
The room has hentai wallpaper. Instead of normal furniture there's things to fuck on, sex toys, and fetish gear. The room is filled entirely with traps engaged in a perpetual orgy while repeatedly asking if traps, and at times other things, are gay.
| >/tech/
An extremely huge room with lots of computers. Usually silence is what inside, but often times there will be a conversation; good and civil ones, in fact.
Others unacquainted with the board will bang their head repeatedly at the use of common tech jargon, should they hear the conversation inside.
Very calm, and quaint — whirring fans are only what you can hear constantly.
| Describe also the outdoors and the hallways if you want
| /test/
The whole room is basically an altar dedicated to Lain.
| /lain/ a man cave with nothing but the star wars arcade games in 6 rows for 8 meters but only 2 machines in the whole room work and also theres lots of crime
| /burg/
A cryonic warehouse where everyone is hooked up to the internet and can only use BURGs to communicate. Also, it's in 5th dimensional space, so time is irrelevant and noone dies.
| /v/
A room with monitors for wall. They're all hooked to at least, in minimum, one console or computer.
Figures, posters, and every trinkets relating to games are strewn everywhere. It would be chaotic, if it weren't for the g/u/rls making sure the trinkets stay pristine.
Also the home of Todd. You can hear him whisper about a remake of Skyrim. Should probably be avoided since any talk you make may break his sense of reality.
| I feel like /d/ would be separated into 2 rooms. The first room would be the hardcore, constant fucking with all kind of weird fetish. While the other room is filled with gurls that's to afraid to hold hands.
| >>198780
Don't forget about the musky smell of sweat that assaults your nose the moment you open the door.
| /cyb/ looks like a smaller scale glitch city, with backdrops and movable props. Robot larping everywhere
| Oh, and a table for people playing Shadowrun
| /cyb/ is a small bedroom with a table in the center and a DnD setup in the center
theres also like fifty people around it, some of which never move
| And they all are playing FATAL. Everyone seems disgusted, but no one appears to be leaving the game any time soon.
| occasionally someone misspeaks, to which everyone else says, nope it's now canon.
| /staff/ is the secret room in the attic from whence God Emperor Prefetcher watches over the entirety of the danger/mansion/ with his primarchs maids.
| And /all/ is a series of television screens which depicts whatever is happening in every thread all at once for everyone's viewing pleasure.
/popular/ is a dozen of these screens all focused on /cyb/.
| And the whole mantion is a setting for Maid RPG.
| /a/ is not actually a room, but instead a huge mirror, covering the entire fourth wall in /d/.
| lain/ is like >>199350 described, though the cave entrance seems to be the holodeck of NCC Enterprise. Very beautiful but still a toy.
tech/ on the other hand looks nothing interesting from outside, a piece of paper where 'tech/' is badly written with a pencil. But inside things work for real, the countless wires and colourful lights do something for real. Unwillingly, it IS what lain/ pictures to be....
| ... and it has become a trend for lain/ folk to bribe the tech/ folk for running console game emulators on the servers and pigyback the signal back at lain/ where the joysticks and screens are already setup and waiting.
Some say the people of d/ also pass by in tech/ to talk. Rumour has it they trade in hookers and porn, arrange schedules for weird sex sessions and share the footage of these events afterwards, but still these are only hearsay and noone admits anything.
| /burg/ is a local fast food place that hasn't changed its menu since it first opened. Half of its brand identity is from its customers actively fighting over which burg is better. The other half is from a cute mascot
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