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Let's write a vsauce video, one line at a time
| Where... is my will to live?
| It is in my hand.
or is it?
| More specifically… in the atoms of my hand. Or in any atoms, really.
| And as always... Thanks for watching
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| wow that was a short episode
| Is this thread now a comment section under vsause video?
-cue vsause music-
| Maybe it is, but first, what is the average comment section?
| What is.... A comment? Is this, a comment?
| Hey Vsauce, Michael here...
| >>198497
And the third? Well, it's common knowledge that Gave Newell, the founder of Cable software cannot... COUNT... That far.
| Numbers.. a strange concept. How can you create such a language? Is it like any other? Is it better to describe the world than, let's say English?
Well today we try to create a new numeric system to revolutionise the world.
| ereh leahciM ecuasV yeH
| ?evil ot lliw ym si ...erehW
| dnah ym ni si tI
| No. You can't do this!
| OwO what's this? *notices bulge*
but what is... "OwO"?
| It's actually read out as "Oh Wow"; which is what you'll be saying along with me as we enjoy tonight's DONG.
| Where are your fingers?
| But are fingers real? Or are they....a concept?
| Another word for finger is "digit", which is also the thing you produced when you tap a calculator with your.. fingers.
But why.. are calculators rectangle?
| But what is a rectangle?
| In Euclidean plane geometry, a rectangle is a quadrilateral with four right angles. It can also be defined as an equiangular quadrilateral, since equiangular means that all of its angles are equal.
| This proves that it is, indeed, hip to be square.
| But what does it mean to be hip?
While "hip" - used as slang - has always meant "to be cool, free, on the bleeding edge", and we know that the term found its initial usage in African-American vernacular around the late 1930s and early 1940s, the actual original meaning of this usage of the word is not known.
| But what are words?
| And do they even exist? According to Guy Deutscher, "in fluent speech, there are no real spaces between words, so when two words frequently appear together they can easily fuse into one."
| But do anything Exist?
Is everything you see really real?
What if your brain is just creating all this and you're just a brain in a jar?
| By the way, have you seen my DONG
| Its interesting because my DONG is something you can "do online now guys". Meaning its something that belongs to both you and I
| But what's wrong with vsauce?
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| I'll start:
Hey VSauce, Michael here