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Want to feel woke asf?

| Try snorting cold water into your nostrils and eyes. It helps you in the morning.


| Awesome i died anything else?


| Snort coke. Works everytime


| How do I snort through eyes
halp plz


| Just pour the bottle in your eyes with your eyes open then you can woke up and focus more in school, or work


| >>194493
Better yet, use semen instead of water. Just imagine the little buggers wriggling around on the surface of your eyeballs.


| >>194524 nothing a little surgery can't fix. ^_~


| Instructions unclear. I ended up stuck in a Large Hadron Collider inside of a radioactivity-proof fridge.


| Instructions unclear, dick transformed into a little reverse trap girl what do?


| >>194429 >>194493
DONT DO THAT WITH TAB WATER OR YOU MIGHT GET A WORM WHICH EATS ITS WAY TO YOUR BRAIN AND THEN YOU WILL BE DEAD
LOOK IT UP, I'M SERIOUS. DON'T USE TABWATER OR YOU MIGHT DIE.


| >>196336 if you live in the first world country. Nothing will happen to you.


| >>196413
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brain-eating-amoeba-louisiana_us_5958feeae4b02734df32f396
I agree, the US has a basically 3rd world standard of living.

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