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One apple a day keeps the doctor away
| One apple in the ass a day keeps my dad away
| When you die, a corpse doctor opens your stomach and steals all your seeds. You fool, that's exactly what they want!
| From another point of view, collecting apple seeds for a week or so, grinding them fine and putting them in food will successfully poison them for good.
This taking for granted that OP is correct in the results of that research.
| But what if you need a Doctor? It would be bad to keep him away then
| An anime a day keeps depression away~
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| I cracked the code guys. Finally. An apple worth of seed contains 1/20 of the lethal dose of cyanide to kill a grown man. By eating apples everyday, you can collect enough to kill yourself in less than a month! No need for doctors anymore!