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Creepy fat bitch.
| this thread got better with each paragraph
| Guess we know who's the bottom
| 1. Acquire spreading knife
2. Stab the fat bitch w/ spreading knife
3. Collect her mayonnaise
4. Spread her mayonnaise on sandwich
5. Feed the anorexic chubby chaser the sandwich filled with fresh squeezed mayo juice
By doing this you maim your cellulite-riddled nemesis and cure her Auschwitz survivor lover in one fell swoop.
| >tfw no g/u/rls will ever smell my shit
| >>sniffed my hair and shit
That's horrible.
| it's true i'm the girl
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| OK so long story short this weird fatass bitch almost molested me. She got behind me and sniffed my hair and shit. She also gave me this stare, ughh.
If you ever seen this girl you would be turned off instantly. She looks like a walking talking mayonase factory bombing. Fat as fucc, paper white and towers over everyone.
The weird thing is, she is dating someone else (another girl) who is 5ft tall and anorexic. The les thing isn't weird, but I call them the elephant and mouse.