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Tell me some IRL stories
| >went to mcdonalds
>saw a guy with a midget girlfriend
>threw gangsigns at him
>the guy got his midget girlfriend and quickly left
| There's no RL at /u/.
| >browsing other imageboard
>Find picture of someone who looks like my ex but with bigger boobs
>Fapped to it
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
| >Enter Sister's room
>She's asleep
>Notice something odd
>She's touching herself under the blanket
>gets a boner
>my palms gets sweaty
>my knees weak
>arms are heavy
>she cummed under the blankets
>Mom's spaghetti
| >got off bus
>Light on a cigarette
>See phone store
>Remember that I need a new case
>Walk through the store
>See store owner halfway done his cig break
>Said hi and asked if they have cases for my phone
>"Yes I'll get them ready to show you, don't hurry up with the cig"
>I hurry upwith the cig
>*Inhale**exhale* faster than I thought it could be possible
>Finish the cig and immediately falls down when entering the store
>Didn't get to buy the case
| >classmates bullying me
>kicked the chair out of anger while someone was sitting on it
>chair breaks
>got sent to the office along with bullies
>was told we had to split the pay for the new chair i broke
>told the principal and teachers that i got sick of bullying
>crying my eyes out
>got made fun of by principal and teachers for my "ugly" crying and ignored the bullies
>got sent home for the day
| >midget sister bullying me
>kicked the phone case out of anger while someone was smoking a cig on it
>chair inhales
>got sent to mcdonlads along with midgets
>was told we had to split the pay for the new imageboard i broke
>told the guy and teachers that i got sick of gangsigns
>inhaling my spaghetti out
>got made fun of by ex girlfriend and shop owners for my "ugly" boner and ignored the sister
>got sent to phone shop for the day
| >>177478 that actually sucks. For some reason schools don't do shit for bullying and its annoying. I agree with standing up for yourself but when the authoritative figures aren't helping you and you thought they would, a huge disappointment.
| It pisses me off that they can bully you all they want, but if you defend yourself *you're* the bad guy. If something like that happened to me my mom would lose her shit.
| >be me
>be 17
>get in prison again cuz i'm a bad boi
>I could exit but I started seeing ghosts and I don't want people to think that I am crazy
>grandpa and mom arrives
>tells me that I am not crazy because he sees ghosts too
>his african slave told him how to see them
>mom gets sick
>oshit.exe
>grandpa tells me that the cure is found only in Egypt and a dude that killed my grandpa's grandpa has it
>mfw imma have a Bizarre Adventure
>mfw when the guy's name is DIO
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| >Grandma lives in haunted house
>stuff moves around,hear things ect.
>ghost gets a bit more active over time
>grandma takes a shower
>casper the pervy ghost touches her butt
>she screams and runs down the stairs
>she geta dressed and goes to a hotel
>they go back the next day and pick up their stuff to move out
| anyone wants this haunted astolfo plush that sucks your dick and calls you gay
| anyone wants this haunted astolfo plush that sucks your dick and calls you gay
| I have a good story I like to remember when I feel awful. When I was little my father took me to an amusement park. But there were only few attractions I could use there because of my body. It was my dream to ride one of these which I couldn't, a big wheel. It reached so high, I always wondered how my town looks from up above. But a man who took tickets said that me and father can't both go because together we were too heavy and that I can't go alone either because I am a child.
| So my father came up with a plan. He distracted the man by arguing with him while I snuck past him and sat in a gondola. When the man saw what I did I was already too far for him to reach me. The town and the fores looked amazing. The sun shined smoothly and covered everything with it's warmth. And a chill breeze fondled my hair while I was enjoying the view. Thank you dad for this lovely moment of my life. Wish you were still with us.
- Centipede girl
| true story
>brother doesn't want to go on a family trip
>his friends are more important
>mom flips out
>mom takes his nokia and dumps it in the toilet
>around this time the iphone 3 had come out
>gets him an iphone 3 later
the fuck
| >friend asks to borrow my tent to go camping
>lend it to him
>sleeping
>phone call from friend
>tent is missing most important piece and is useless
>remember irresponsible sister used tent recently
>friend is miles away without any shelter
>type this
| >bullied through elementary and middle school
>broke noses all the time
>was self proclaimed brony
>claimed to have psychic powers
>generally the weird fucker
>bully always called me a tranny for some reason (i think it was the brony thing)
>now 6 years later
>making more money than him
>8.5/10 goth girl now
>fucking his gf
>fufilled in life
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