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If anime was real I would:___
| Rape my waifu
| Get me a harem of catgirls
| Hold hands with my traps
| Live happily
| Headpat the lolis
| ... be shunned by my waifu
| ..I was kidding of course, please respect your waifus.
And headpat your lolis.
| Live happily ever fucking after.
| Live a quiet and easy life?
| hold hands with my waifu
| have been terribly murdered
| be one of those faceless background characters that are just there to fill space.
| eat delicious food
| Impregnate some traps and futa
| be a trap
| Not have back problems
| have a loli harem
| Be a disgusting fat guy, those guys get laid ALOT
| actually be successful at something in life
| Go for the loli—looking childhood friend to make her eternally happy!
| If anime was real you could...
Collect all the dragonballs.
Train so hard you can defeat any foe with one punch.
Become a magical g/u/rl.
...and you guys just choose to date people?
| die
| ...be a kewt tsundere loli, not just a girl trying to survive through puberty and periods
| Be a magical g/u/rl ~☆
| rape my sister
| commit suicide
| Conquer the world
| become a physical god/reality warper
| become a loli
| become a magical girl. they could rule everything if they wanted.
| Become the demon lord that controls the magical g/u/rls
| Become a superhero with a highly situational and almost worthless power
| Be a volunteer to teach elegant alien females what sex is and how to feel it properly. One hole at a time, many times, till they all get it.
| Be happy
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| surpass all might
| Make you all real
| Get Felix Argyle to marry me!
| Make sure that the current reality is shattered and make a new one where anime will not exist outside of our screens.
| Have a brown tomboy gf
| Fuck my sister
| Take part in a Killing Game
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