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Roast me

| Im 176 cm, i like to draw and I like anime


| how old are u


| Dude I bet your mom's fucking gay


| I don't want to roast you can't we just be friends? :'(


| Im 18 btw


| >>169529
>18

You're not old enough to post here go back to 4chan kiddo


| Your hair is immaculate


| how big is your dick


| You are beautiful
But no handsome


| I'm sure you're an alright person and we could get along.


| you are probably very cute and sweet


| OP you are super cute and should send me a dicc picc


| pls draw yourself sucking huge anime dick and share it


| STOP IT GURLS, YOURE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF


| You're wasting your time and energy, your life, away on frivolous pursuits. Your art will never be recognized and the world will spit on you. No one cares how old you are or who you are. If what you listed is truly all you have in your life to roast, you're hardly worth the effort.


| >>169639 send dick pic then- or tell us how small it is <3


| >>169658 indeed. Send dick pic you beautiful and handsome person


| >>169647 uuu much better


| >>169778 Any time.


| >>169560 not big enough


| >>169658 >>169804


| The roast is you being too stupid enough to ask for one.


| No u™


| >>324fd8





> no u


| ur gay


| >>169939 why+how is it blue


| Oh


| It's the ID


| No u


| >>e6fd4a
Is this a thing now?


| Emergurrr


| Wait, what the fuck OP? Are you me? That's actually my height, I like to draw, and I do like anime


| Not 18 though


| >>169529 hey I bet your as straight as a ball and I bet you would love to send us a dicc pic


| What’s up with all the requests for a dicc pic? You’re supposed to roast me


| >>170582 send dick pic then


| >>170582 plz we need it


| >>170582
Danger/u/ is the gayest board in existence if you haven't yet noticed. Furthermore the dickpic is required for roasting.


| >>170582 how about a spit roast? Show me that dick!


| ok everyone calm down. here is a hot grill. now lay on top of it and we're done. i'm done. i'm fucking done witb this shit


| Send us that rock hard man candy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )


| homogay.
send pic of cocc in blacc socc


| Oh and take the pic with a proof, like a paper saying "danger/u/" and your Id with a timestamp


| Stop it guys, you’re scaring me...:(


| y-you are cute...


| >>170984 this.


| >>170984 Yeah OP, do this, we need the pic ☆


| Hey OP just unfollow the thread. Let these pervs burn


| >>172429 i wanted to get roasted by some gurls, instead I felt violated


| Here's the roast:
You post here, on the weebiest forum known to man.
...
Eh, at least it's not Encyclopaedia Dramatica.


| >>172538
I'd like to violate you even more <3
weak, dirty boi. Ya gotta learn to listen and behave when g/u/rls are talking to you.
Or else ya need to get punished <3


| If we roast OP, would he become a Roastie?


| Want yourself raw, medium or well done? The later one is impossible since you are not the best looking beef in here

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