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Help me

| I have a 12 in. dildo stuck in my ass i need help.


| make pic with timestamp for help


| Shove a thicker one in, that way you’ll make your butthole so loose the dildos will just slip out by themselves


| >>161940
Did what you said...now.i have 2 of them in my ass. 0/10 would not recommend as a solution


| First, put lube on them.
Then just ask a friend to stick his dick so he can help you free those dildos


| Maybe ask 3 friends so then can work together to get it out with their dicks


| Rope up end of the dildo to your friends car and ask him to drive away.


| Go to the doctor OP. They won't give a shit, people shove inanimate objects in them all the time.
And do it soon, before you start experiencing... Sewage back-up :(


| Ahaha... It so simple... JUST KILL YOURSELF AND ALL OF UR PROBLEMS WILL BE GONE!


| >>162066 this.


| Hmm if both dildos are stuck now, try fisting yourself, maybe you’ll be able to reach the dildos that way


| Remember to lube up first, we don’t want your hand to get stuck now do we?


| Jeez ever use lube? This better be fake otherwise you're looking at an asshole crisis.


| This is the first thread that I see after coming to this place... Already feels like home


| >>162099
Op here using a different wifi so my id is different.
Probably should've warned me about using lube first. Can someone pull it out?


| >>162035
"What is friend"?


| I think op died from having he’s asshole ripped apart


| Shoulda gone to the hospital, smh


| Hospital. Its embarrassing but better have a bad day than a serious injury. As a dude who knows a few nurses in america, it is WAY more common for ppl to arrive in the hospital with the same issue then you may think.

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