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Dear diary
| today was a good day, because ...
| I realized that there's no point trying to change the past. The best I can do is work on the present, and hope for the best for the future.
| Thats why I started to prepare for the revolution, because as we know the next financial crash will bring nothing else.
| That’s why I had to sell all my waifu figures and pillow, I know it’s hard but I gotta prepare
| >>161877 wait no don't sell them! During the crisis it will become super valuable and can even provide you with emotional support!
| Is what my friends said to me, but I know better. After all this isn't my first rodeo, I remember back in 98'
| When i was fighting my way out of the flying city of blackreach with my companions
>headmaster gandalf of griffinwarts school of jedi
>the witcher dandelion of blaviken
>some badass mailman calling himself 6
>zelda the plumber
>duke Sheppard chief guy mcloud
>captain money of delta force 414
>and dave from accounting
Away from the hords of >warmaster sephiroth and his viceroys
>bowser queen of the wild hunt
>M yak
>and the worst of them.. Tiffany
| Aswell as
>jon stark the uncle of the dragons
>alduin chosen of the holy sword carsomyr
>kendrahhhhhhhh
>beserker jennane pendragon
>and...
| And I almost choked on an apricot while having me annual evening stroll in the apricot sanctuary
| I would have died, but Jon stark and zelda saw me choking and rushed to me rescue.
| So than I marry zelda and fuck with Jon. The End.
| Tonight I had a dream that I was made to kill, but I didn't kill anyone. How does one reconcile their life purpose with their ideals when they directly conflict?
| Because of that I had to cut both of my hands, it was for the best
| Thus i am righting this while bleeding to death from my slit wrists.may this be my last entry... Hah it was nice.....
| But then out of nowhere a laser beam sliced through my house and through my wrists, cauterizing them beautifully. The downside was that the aliens are attacking and I don't have hands.
| That's why I'm writing this entry tonight with my feet. Sorry Diary!
| Im just picturing everything this person describes and >it hurts to breath now im laughing to hard
| Said one of the people reading my diary like some kind of creep. Luckily the aliens prefer the taste of perverts and weeaboos
| I stumbled upon my sister, who had been shot while I was doing a 20 minute long legstand. Yet again do I stand infront of a dead person I was supposed to protect.
| Today i hope i get more money and my internet back
| Vengeance for all of these wrongs is the only option now.
| Vengeance? No, revengeance. There is a price that must be paid, and it can only be paid in blood. Or cyborg organs, I guess.
| While plotting my revengeance, mentally for I have no hands,I ran outside where I beheld the terrifying sight of the alien armada high above the city. Lasers and detonations blasted and swept through the streets; corpses lay everywhere. I took one look back at my home where my sister laid dead, never to be buried, and ran for my life.
| But I took you with me diary ❤ I love you, and now we'll be together forever.
Sorry about the teeth marks.
| Later in the evening, I saw the aliens beam my dead sister's corpse up, hope it doesn't come back to haunt me
| As everyone else died, I and only a few hundred people were left the aliens beamed us up. Explained that they were fixing the overpopulation problem,probed us with tentacles,gave me robotic arms and dropped us off.
I proceeded to beat my meat the second we landed...in front of everyone
| today is a good day because i have a chance to fuck dolphin...
| ...alien. it's the one that killed my sister, it was looking at me when I ran away.
| and turns out.. the alien dolphin is my brother, so i guess its some kind of beastiality/incest,and turns out that is just the right kind of kink so i came back to him and let me tell you it was pretty hot
| >>168793
I ate him afterwards because dolphins are delicious and i had to eat that ass one more time
| As I squirted gallons and gallons of thick, ropey, gooey
| What’s wrong with me...
| kimochi warui
| This is all too much to handle diary... There is only one way out now.
| >>169317
Mass murder. As we speak i prepare to pillage and rape the last few surviving camp. All with nothing but a ak-47
| No wait! I can't do this. In all this war and madness, what i really need is a cute loli. I will take my AK with me. It's hunting time!
| Oh sorry diary, my psychosis is getting worse, so I keep rapidly changing my mind. I can't even hold an AK47.
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| Dear diary... ( continues)