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Passing a pre employment drug screen
| How soon?
And when was the last time you smoked?
| Potentially next wednesday, and Monday morning, fairly regular user atleast 4-5 times a week, but nothing stronger than 11% thc
| >tossed to the streets if I fail a drug test
>lets smoke weed daily anyway
Your priorities are so wrong I don't know if I should tell you that you deserve nothing, or if I should tell you that you deserve everything that comes to you.
| >>158766
...my dude.
That's way too recent. Depending on what kind of test they perform, your chances of getting the THC out of your system in enough quantities to pass (THC can remain stored in your fat cells for months) is very low.
Some possibilities are working up a sweat/working out as much as you can before then, and hoping you can sweat it out of your system quickly enough, but results are not guaranteed.
But I guess right now, that's your best bet.
| Or using this guide, which is surprisingly comprehensive: https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Pot-Out-of-Your-System
| >The internet is full of misinformation and half-truths when it comes to beating drug tests. Many of the most commonly-cited tricks and home remedies aren't supported by any scientific evidence whatsoever. Thus, it's important to be very skeptical before trying one of these methods to avoid wasting your time and money or needlessly failing your test.
| >The methods in this section may help you but are by no means guaranteed to work. Applied improperly, some of these methods can even increase the chance that you fail your test, so proceed with caution.
| Get to work, OP. You have the potential to make three times what I do at work, and stranger or not, I want you to get to keep that chance.
| buy a plastic penis and fake urine
| Or put a cup in a urinal and get it for free.
Drink it. Gain its power for your own. Purify your soul and ascend to a higher plane.
Or, you know, stop doing so many drugs? Or try applying somewhere with more lax restrictions?
If you do miraculously pass they likely will test you again so you will have to deal with your usage anyway.
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| Any g/u/rls have any experience using detox drinks or dilution to pass a drug screen for THC use, got a big job heading my way and im fairly certain I'll be tossed to the streets if I fail.