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the way you wipe your bum
| 2 squares, claw the shit, a bit of flour to keep it dry. Pretty regular
| I Call my slave and tell her meals served! and she starts to lick my popper clean
| I would rather have it a little bit more serious. I can't be the only one that is interested if everyone does it the same way or not
| Gurls don't poop you imbeciles
| i use a bidet like a civilize person, plus it make cleaning my insides easier.
| I don't wipe. I use my 5000 psi high pressure water gun to clean my bum.
| I don't clean my bum fag
| >>152351 only in US toilets are so shitty you can't throw toilet paper in. In the most countries paper goes through the pipes just fine
| Use half of the roll cause ass is a brown marker
| Use half of the roll cause ass is a brown marker
| I prefer taking a shit before the shower so i can wash it clean instead of wiping
| Why would toilet paper when you can use a water hose to hose it away and wipe it dry afterwards? Life in Asia, g/u/rl
| toothbrusher apply to angus
| I take the roll and run the paper through my crack in one continuous piece until the brown streak ends
| I take the entire roll off the holder and roll it over my anus.
When we're all clean, I hang it back up on the holder.
| Test
| I use a bidet spray or whatever you call them
| After I take a big dump I don't even wipe I go straight to the shower to wash it away
| wow i can't imagine going into the shower with a full shat arse. all that fecals are touching your feet x_x
| I bought a Japanese Washlet because once you experience the super toilet you cannot go back to the barbaric TP method. To think, I used to sit the whole day with a smear of shit on my ass and thought nothing of it.
| I walk to my coal powered stove, squat and lean my ass towards the heat. When the shit goes all dry, I use my 15000 Watt sander to go through the outer layer. After the outer layer turns to dust, I collect it in an erlenmeyer flask to use it for the shitmium alloy. An amalgamation of %17 shit, %46.1 Carbon, %5 Carbon (Diamond) and %31.9 Osmium. Shitmium is used in the very keyboard I am using, enhancing the capabilites of shitposting by %1420.
| I wait for the right time then poop and bend a couple of sheets and clean wipe
| I create an origami paper bird out of the toilet paper and shove in into my Anus. But that's just me.
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| after taking the big business how do you wipe your butt?
I roll off 3-4 sheets fold them in half, wipe, check if there's shit on it, throw it into the toilet and repeat until the toilet paper stays "clean"