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IM ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID
| Tomorrow in school lunch I'm going to bring up fag dropping the small weenur condom and smack a magnum condom down on the table and tell her that's my size (it actually is) and see what she thinks. She is my friend and she doesn't hate sex jokes.
>what do you think is going to happen?
| I never saw it always Sunny in Philadelphia but I'm guessing this thread it's just a reference to it.
Either way show us the dicc
| If you actually do it, i wanna see it
| >>148955 then you should know that there's no difference in a condom and a magnum one and you will embarrassed yourself doing something like that.
The whole joke of the it's always Sunny scene was that it made the one who did it look really desperate.
| Pls do it and update us with the result. Bonus gurl points for dic pic
| Wow you're really lonely
| Also as a woman don't do that. It's rlly uncomfortable when guys pull retardation like that lmao
| Also as a woman don't do that. It's rlly uncomfortable when guys pull retardation like that lmao
| Also as a woman don't do that. It's rlly uncomfortable when guys pull retardation like that lmao
| Considering you'd be purposely trying to make fun of the size of his dick in front of everyone else for your own amusement, I don't know how well that will work. If your audience is particularly childish though, I'm sure it'll turn out great for you.
| Don't be a fuck with your sick, what you should do is show her how much of a dick little dick is. If you can get all the people who dislike him and confront her about it, if it's more than one person, she'll listen.
| whoa
| There are far better ways to get the guys after that. Just makes you seem desperate and douchey.
| Could be interesting, go for it g/u/rl, whatever the result people are always somewhat impressed when someone does something stupid/out of the boundaries of common sense, so in retrospect, it isn't stupid at all ^^
| Rooting for you ^^
| You seem more pathetic and egomaniacal than that fag person you're trying to discredit.
| FUCK ALL THESE OPINIONS, FUCK THAT FAG, NOT LITERALLY, BUT SHOW HIM HOW MUCH OF A RETARD HE IS.
JUST.DO.IT!!!!!
| when you graduate middle school you'll cringe thinking back on this entire thing
| >>149250 forget what this guy says, fuck him literally! Transform this annoying rivalry into a sexy 3some.
| >>148934
honestly save yourself from being really annoying and putting yourself in a ridiculous position
| >>148937
It wouldn't work- in reality most condoms are all the same size, with only very minor differences- the packages are marketed as "magnum" or "large" just to increase sales from preying on the purchaser's self esteem.
So really, I could buy any condom from a convenience store, slap them down, and also bullshit you about having a larger condom size, but it wouldn't mean much.
| >OP here
I did it today and it was fucking funny. She didn't care at all. She did give me the cold shoulder but the entire table was laughing. BTW, if you know me or my friends they wouldn't think its douchey. Oh and I read the comments and I would like to say something
1 I don't fear judgment
2 I'm in highschool
3 I wasn't doing this to hit on her, it would have been awesome if she dumped fag for me tho
4 my dicc is 8 inches
5 all of my friends are immature, including the girl.
| Good shit
| gg bro
| Good job!
| Now fuck fag, assert you dominance, after that fuck the girl in front of fag
| >Op here
Thanks g/u/rls ^_^
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| OK so I'm friends with this girl who is dating a guy that all of my other friends (me) really dislike maybe even hate. Let's call him fag. Now fag acts like hes superior to me and my friends even though he acts much worse and that's why he's so disliked.
I saw fag drop an small sized condom when he was taking my friend on a date and EVERYONE else saw it too including the girl.
>Than the stupid part.