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I need some friends
| I told a girl the other day I'd rape her.
I was talking to the guy next to her.
Currently looking at counciling and facing time in jail.
>I'll be your friend.
| >>147887 since the moment you post in danger/u/ your became our friend, wherever you like it or not.
| >>147887 I was gonna be your friend but I don't like how you wrote "*screams*". Fucking hate this thingy with asterisks.
| I can be ur fren
| I want to be your friend, I'm lonely too...
| We could share steam usernames? Though I don't know how the community generally feels about anonymity.
| Maybe personal strangers are better?
| I also need friends. But where do friends come from?
A guy I know said they come from ponies, but I'm not sure that's accurate. I mean, what are ponies even for? They're basically small retarded horses. Maybe people eat them? Oh well.
Anyways, you can probably see why I don't have friends.
| Friends are a myth
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| Send help be my friend i needdddd frieeeeends *screams* I NEED FRIENDS (ok im not actually like this i swear)