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Charging meme cannon
| Fire
| where is the progress bar
| >>146613 at 0.2% power there is not much to fire.
>>146582 yo amerikanski, put the zero there next time, like all good world citizens do.
| It's fine, this is hardly a threat. When it's 99% charged, just play any of behind the meme's video and the cannon will be back at 0%
| A misfire is still fire
| why have a cannon when you can have a laser~
| Meme nuke ready to launch
| lazer
| Meme cannon at 2.3% power.
Build additional memepylons.
| AYYY, who touched my spaghett? Lit af fam, finna woke, tide pods, daddy nibba, dat boi rage comics
| I want to see what happens when the meme cannon is fully charged, this thread has to live until it fires
| 3.1% power... U mad bro??
| give me the bigg gayy
| Meme cannon at 3.12% power. Summon more Overmemes.
| >Meme Cannon now requires memes from the years 2000-2010 to charge
| Meme cannon at 4.03% power. It is not yet peanut extract condiment time at this moment.
| Meme cannon at 5.2%. I has bucket of ammo.
| The supplies are over 9000, get to work soldiers !
| I'ma charging mAh laser
I'ma firing mAh laser
Leroy Jenkins
A cat is fine too
Desu
Waha
EHHHHHH
Delicious flat chest
Do a barrel roll
Giant enemy crab
Riiidggeee racerrr
Xbox is hueg
PS3 has no games
Jesus, it's a lion, get in the car
Pomf
Wryyyyyyy
Za worldo
It's hip to fuck bees
No u
Oh u
O rly
Ya rly
FBI party van
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
Falcon punch
Show your boobs
Pics or it didn't happen
I don't even
It's a trap
Ain't nobody got time for dat
| Row row fight the power
(That should be about 500 chars)
| >>147869 We added all this fuel and still stuck at 5.2% charge.
Wait...
Who in the right mind thinks of building the memecannon with american made parts?
| We need to come up with original memes.
Is it isopod hour yet?
| Anyway.
| Meme cannon at 16.53% power.
Mah g/u/rls, this charge up time is what all true memelords strive for!
| this thread is going so fast nobody will know that i'm gay
| Is water wet?
| Meme cannon at 18.97% power.
Not enough weaponized autism.
| Did we just found a dead thread on the s/u/icide forest?
| Are meme cannons gay?
| Yeah, meme cannons are cool and all... But can they do this!?!?
| Do you know >da wae?
We must sniff to identify our Queen.
Are you our Queen?
No?
SPIT ON DE FALSE KWEEN
| Oh boi, I can't wait to bomb some dadongos
Yeaaah, I'm driving down the road
The best the best the best
Running in the 90s
Hi, Billy Mays here
I guarantee it
Check my dubs
Epic Sax guy
Nyancat
UBOAAAAAAA
Blueshell
Caramelldansen
One does not simply walk
Millhouse is not a meme
Dental plan
It's allll riiight
Doge
Bill Nye the science guy
DO IT, JUST DO IT
Hang in there Sayori
Anon can't triforce
Disregard that, I suck cocks
I am Spartacus
PEEEPSIIMAAAAN
Turn and do a 360
| Earth-chan
TidePod-chan
Just Monika
You really left her *hanging*
Happy thoughts
DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!!
It's CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!
| Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
Don't forget to wear your seatbelt!
| Grumpy cat
Flat is justice
(sorry for spamming...)
| Ş̬̲̫̗̳͖̱̱̻͔ͦ͌ͨ̈́ͨ̄̑̈̐͐ͫ͜͠ ̢͈̙̥̰̥̟͓͍͔̘̻͎̄̿̐ͧ͊ͧ̑̌͆ͪ̉̀͞͞͝ͅÜ̾̆̅͌͑͂͏͏͏͙̱̹̺̺̗̘̭̗͚ ̴̢͓̯̮̦͙͚̻̼̪̹͈̻̯̇͊ͬ̐͐͆͑͆̄ͨͩͩ̽ͅͅĆ̡̮̯̭̻̰̖̮̳͎͍̖̞̮̭̠̐̄̌͟ ̣̻͕̫͖̱̭̖̳̳̬̲̯̔̅̒ͪ͒̍̓͛̌̂̅̉́̀͝Č̷̲̬͕̻̬ͣ͌̍ͥ̽͆ͤ́͊̑̋͋͟
| TURN IT OFF
| 19.54%
Do you have a minute to listen about Jesus our memelord?
| Meme cannon at 20.63% power.
It would appear that the meme cannon charges faster when memes are actually being used, instead of just being copypasta'd.
I mean, it's not that hard to use them, either. Just look at the Candlejac
| Anyway, one does not simply charge the meme cannon by naming memes, you gotta use them!
After all, the more innocent and pure a meme thread is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. ^w^
| 20.72%
Stay calm
and watch memcannon charge.
| R34- Spoon porn
| Oh hi guys, i brought some Tide Pods, do you want some?
| The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone elses foot fungus
| But as it turns out, that may be just what you gÆęŢ
| know your meme.com unlimited source of energy
| Meme Cannon at 27.38%
We must construct additional memes
| We require additional /burg/.
| Hey guys every heard of trollface? LOL you got trolled
| Meme cannon at 30.33%
Yes, yes, let the salt flow through you...
| Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle
Mine diamonds
Oof
SuccSkidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle
Mine diamonds
Oof
Cow tits
When you nut but she keeps sucking
Ya like jazz
Ur mom gay
I sexually identify as an atack helicopter
Sechzuan sauce
You need a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty
Never gonna give you up
Darude-Sandstorm
Cash me outside how bout day
The Earth is flat
Water is not wet
| Dab
| 30.99%
Another brick in the memecannon.
| BRown BRicks?
| Meme cannon stuck at 31.00% power.
| Can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
| Meme cannon stuck at 31.01% power.
Power Underwhelming.
| The power is stuck because you do not know de wae
| We need build a memeWall!
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| do you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da waedo you know da wae do you know da
| Topkek
Benis :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Le eipc meme
| > Use: Bucket of Memes
> On: Meme Cannon
Fill that shit like we do in Uganda.
| Meme cannon at 31.012% power.
We require fresh, not frozen, memes.
| Hah! 32% Libtards!
| Sad
| Me Gusta
| full meme melt down intiated. specter protocols are active. authorization level sigma alpha beta cannon delphi except fig mints as your lord and savior. amen.
| Switch from mcdonalds wifi
40%
| Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
| >americans store their shoes in lettuce
| Ay b0oss can I hab moo mem pls
| zoop
| do you faggots even lift
| >tfw no 6'2 gf
| 20 boners
| >Meme Cannon Reaching Critical Failure
>Cannon Charge 50.00%
>Protocol Burg 1A Dictates That In The Event Of Meme Cannon Charge Failure The Weapon Must Either Be Fired Or Destroyed
Your orders, Captain?!
| >stale memes exe. activated
| >memecannon exe. has stopped working
0%
| >notices meme bulge
OwO wats dis
| *Big Enough sounds at the distances*
| You discharged ma memecannon? Who do I have to fuck now to get that thing back in shape?
An attack helicopter?
Aye aye sire.
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0.5%
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We require more vespene memes.
Uh... My body now hurts, my pussy so sore, I simply cant fuck anymore.
And you re returning to fap,
Though still cant get it up,
And MY GOD, its a quarter to 4.
Now get off my lawn.
| Ayy lmao I'm an Ayylien, 420 blaze it my dudes xd RaWr, its not a phase mom
| Dear Mother, I advise You on bringing the photographic apparatus as soon as possible.
| OH GOD, IT'S UBOA!
| OP here: mfw not only is this thread still alive but the meme cannon managed to reach 50% before dying.
Good work g/u/rls, I'm proud of you all.
| ❤
| >memecannon exe. resume operations
>wholesome meme exe. Detected
6%
| Your memes end here..!
| Let’s get it back to 50%
| Everyone give me your energy!
>Meme Cannon re-stabilizing
>Charge at 12% and climbing
| Meme cannon machine broke
Understandable have a nice day
| Meme cannon at 13% charge.
I like to charge it charge it.
| hauntes meme cannon bean plushie that sucks your dick and calls you gay
| Confucius say, one who sleeps with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
16.09% charged.
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| Meme cannon at .2% power.