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How to get online gf???
| Calm down there, gurl. No need to rush things just because you're getting older. Relationships happen because the people involved already love each other very much, not because they're looking for a relationship.
Give it time, and remember that relationships that flare up will usually blow up.
| I don't know dude like I really wanna get a girl, I wanna fuck her and do some shit with her, and I want her to call me a cunt, like yeah
| I need a bitch like right now bruh
| Like so that does mean I can be with one of my homies if they love me back?
| Stop saying "dude" or "bruh" and you'll eventually get one
| Pathetic little bastard.
| Don't
| Juat don't, even having occasional skype cyber is gonna get tiring after a little while, just find someone irl, or iunno find someone on tinder or whatevs
| Dude im 20 and still virgin, get used fapping to 2-d girls and youll be alright. A gf would be nice though...
| Thats how they get you. Believe me, kid. In 20 years you'll wish all women were gone.
| >>145949 lmao yeah dude is one thing but bruh is just painful. Seems like forced trendiness every time I see it
| >>145855 >>145857 being this shallow. Sounds like you want a fuckbuddy, not a girlfriend. If you're looking for a girlfriend, my first bit of advice would be to stop calling women "bitches". Second piece of advice is to develop a concept of what it means to like someone or love them beyond "doing some shit with them". Ask yourself why someone should want to date you. Are you smart, funny, charming, thoughtful, caring, understanding, attractive...or do you just "need a bitch"
| >>146067 sex toy + porn + edging makes for much better orgasms in my opinion than sex does (uuuusually) so yeah. But the emotional and mental aspects of real sex are just as good, people underrate them imo
| Boi trust me when i say ive been fucked before by 3D so many tiema
| Fucking don't. It's a waste of time, get a real life date.
| Anyone here with kids? It's all fun and games until, one pops out. But it's great, hard work. If you're not ready to parent, then find a hooker and call it day.
| >>146978 if your failing at being any of those then your just not trying, it literally cost nothing to be thoughtful and caring to others, as for the others, just talk with people, I'm sure one would pop up eventually (as a compliment to you)
| Make a club penguin account so you can date with hot penguin girls
| Just go out, you'll eventually find someone you really like and not just want to fuck, also don't friendzone yourself, say what you feel before becoming her best friend, because if you become bffs then she will she you as that not as a posible BF
| >>146985 well, hm. I'd say I'm somewhat thoughtful and caring, to a degree, but perhaps not as much as I'd like to be. often times I just don't know what would be better to do in a certain situation and sort of lock up. but that's a whole 'nother story.
| If you have 50€ just go fuck a slut.
| Just wait for sex bots to be affordable enough so you can not have to worry about anything
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| Like dude i'm 17 and mever in my life had a gf like bruh how do some people pull that shit off right?