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Things you will not find inside a Kinder Egg

| They have lots of "surprises", but you would be more surprised if they had this inside:

-Boiling coffee
-Abstract concepts
-Slightly smaller kinder egg
-Slightly smaller matryoshka doll
-The entire plot of the next Star Wars movie
-A drawing of Benito Mussolini made by a toddler
-An URL to this thread


| Thing that you will find in inside a kinder egg
-Shit memes
-Miniature waifu statue
-3 and a half bitcoin
-My MLP shota/Loli collection
-https://dangeru.us/u/thread/144003
-This shitpost comment


| -The color purple
-My blood
-Ice
-The beginning stages of bridge construction
-True love's first kiss.


| -Fulfillment


| - the means of production


| -Your dad
-Your worth
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| -Your dad
-Your worth
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| About 3cc of daddy's squishy cummies


| a smaller kinder egg inside the bigger kinder egg would be so cool tbh

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