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Pls Help

| So today i woke up in a car, wearing something like motorcycle helmet. Its kinda dark around, so i can't figure out where i am. Seems that engine isn't working, but it feels like car moves forward. There is also a screen on the dashboard which says "DON'T PANIC!".
Pls help.


| I see something that looks like a planet, kinda like Earth. Probably guys mixed some drugs in my beer yesterday


| Hey, at least you're supposed to have some great music in there. Show at least some appreciation.


| Shouldn't have partied so hard with Elon Musk, OP


| >>140549 But i can't hear anything. In fact, its really quiet here


| Don't panic.


| oh shit


| that was supposed to be a dummy...


| OP if you read this, make sure that your doors are locked and then strap yourself out of the seat and see if you can tell whether the car has tires or there exist thrusters in it. If there is a start engine key or button, try to activate. Make sure everything is on neutral or idle, do not waste power, you will need it. You are headed towards Mars.
Report back with your progress.

Moonbase-4 Control Tower, over.


| >>141404 I guess Musk didn't tell anyone the car was modified


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| >>141404 Yes, it has tires, but i can't see anything like thrusters or something like that. Also, there is a keyhole on the dashboard, but i can't find keys anywhere.

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