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Hit me with your best shitpost
| Shitposting? Please, no.
| You don't know da wae because yo momma touch my spaghetti
| Ya mum gay
| Uhhhhh steamed hams? I'm hip with the kids
| gay sex
| Traps are gay
| Sausage.
| Hentai on a ds screen
| Your father is your mother and he still uses windows vista
| Maybe we are all books in a forgotten library
| Pop Team Epic
| The Super Bowl™ is a yearly contest held in Sweden™ where players compete to make The Big Soup™. As such, each player makes their Big Soup™ in a Super Bowl™ provided by Swedish™ locals™. This year, many Big™ Soup™ were made™ by contestants™, but™ the™ biggest™ Big Soup™ went in the biggest™ Super™ Bowl™ and was served™ to everyone at the Super Bowl®
| Anon E.
| Once upon a time there was a boy named Chad. Chad was an alpha male and got all the girls. When he was in highschool he met a inferior neckbeard. Mr. Neckbeard wore a fedora and watched MLP every day and trained with his katana all night. Neckbeard told the Chad "Chad-kun,you do nothing but steal all the good women and turn them into your bitches. I am here to replace you as the alpha-male,prepate for your death!" He does a very cringy anime pose and charges at the Chad.
| 2/2
Chad pulls out his .44 magnum and unloads a round of Freedom Pellets™ into his dick,killing him instantly. Neckbeard did not stand a chance against the superior chad.
The End
| When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAeurgAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA anytime!
| Please Papa Stalin from Heaven, give us your power to provide a Socialist revolution for every country, and a Ice Pickle for every Opportunists. Please Papa Stalin eat the grain of the Bourgeois and pay the clouds to not rain on their Land. Please Papa Stalin, send us your Tanks when the fascist rise, so we can defeat them once again. Please Papa Stalin help us so we can be good comrades, as you have once been a good comrade to us.
Papa Stalin rip in peace my dude.
| Only the highest quality posts are allowed on danger/u/. All you low quality posters here should expect a visit from the quality post police during the next week.
| gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.."
...
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
| :V
| *finishes sucking a dick*
*crushes it against my head like an empty soda can*
| Aurora borrealis
| DADDY CUMMIES!!!
| >>144006 A-Aurora borealis?
At this time of year,
At this time of day,
In this part of the country,
Localized entirely within your kitchen?
| I'm gay
| Hi gay
I'm dad
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