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Pick up lines
| >nerdy programmer
Hey girl, are you object oriented?
Because you have a lot of class
| Girl, you better stay away from the icebox.
| You must know tail whip
Because your beauty leaves me defenseless
| People call me a nerd but you can call me tonight
| Are you an oil refinery? Because I'd like to drill you
| Are you a squid?
| This one is a classic in my country
M : Hey, is your father a boxer?
F : No, why?
M : Because your beauty made me KO
Similar variants with other occupations also exists
| Are you the SAT? Because I want to do you for 3 hours
| "do you like pasghetti?"
| Try mine
>(you)i cant believe it's you.
>(girl)have we met before?
>(you)yeah you came into my dorm(room etc) drunk.
>(girl)really,When?
>(you)say... Next Saturday at 10?
| You:Did it hurt when you fell?
Her: from heaven
You: no from the date rape drug I just administered.
Her:wha- *falls*
| You: *STARTS SHITTING UNCONTROLLABLY*
| Hey baby girl. My red rocket is laser guided
*aims laser pointer at her ass*
Why the fucc did I think of this?
| You might have not heard of me ,but I once ate a funny egg.
| Hey babe
Do you know da wae, cause you look like my queen
| Hey girl, was your father a jeweler? Cause you're a gem
| Ey gurl wan sum fucc
| Just drop spaghetti
| Lemme smash
| I heard you like bad boys, well let me tell you I'm bad at EVERYTHING.
Then you cry.
| Wanna know how many calories are in a sausage?
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| Lets see whos got some good ones!