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Why am I not anime protagonist?
| Me too, let's be friends and begin oir adventure
What will be our objective? There's no shounen protagonist without an objective
| You don't have the guts for it!
| Good news: you are!
Bad news: Welcome To The NHK.
| You're still in the prologue, gotta initiate EP1
| Your life as a protagonist starts at your deathbed. It also emd in your deathbed.
| >(jebus appears)My son no gain what you seek do as i command.
>run down the most crowed street ass naked wearing nothing but a tiny pink tophat screaming 'I A POWER RANGER WITH THE POWER OF BOTH GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE'
>only then will you gain what ypu seek
| Because you haven't got hit by a truck
| ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PUSH BEYOND YOUR LIMITS!!!
| >>138338
No get your mother hit by a truck
Then have some other bad shit kill yoy. Thats how it usually works
| Truck-kun is always a plot starter regardless
| Cause life isnt a cartoon,unless you are rich then life is whatever you want it to be.
| You are. Just in a very shitty slice of life one
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| I want adventure and friends