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A sniper has been spotted
| I foun
| Bullshit, there's no sni
| This thread ag
| I'm wearing a helmet
Snipers only get me if they shoot the h
| fuck not agai-
| I got a bomb if you shoot we all ex
>BOOM
| Heros never di-
| Just do the sniper quest so we liv-
| Is this some sort of inside joke? I don't ge
| This is stu
| Why is there's a little red dot on
| Alright, everybody I have an idea that just may wo
| Shit, wait, I can st
| Not if I shoot fi
| Guys, y'all oka
| Is this like that candle j
| I've always wanted to di
| How did you guys hit subm
| Oh hey what's going on in this thr
| Why are your sentences cutti
| LMG MOUNTED AND LOA
| H
| Here to ruin your little game.
Wait what is th
| I don't want to d
| This cardboard box will keep me sa
| It's jen
| The sniper is a li
| what's up with all these snipers rece
| Joke's on you I'm the sni
| Im not going to die virg
| Haha everyone's dead no one will know I'm g
|
| SNIPER BAT
| IT'S HIIIGH NOO
| You're pretty go
| Dori
| Where is h
| Found h
| Alright, this was all fun and games, but this needs to stop.
...
...I said, this needs to st
| just monik
| sv_chea
| How many bullets does this sni
| Aaaahhh I need a me
| Ok come on now show yourself you piec
| Ha ha! You will never hi
| GG W
| Oh Sniper-senpai~ >//<
Please fill my body with your MASSIVE .50 bulle-
| I wonder how long it will take to sho
| Need a dispenser h
| Sniper is a s
| The person above me is g
| Good? Am I goo
| You like peni
| Peninsulas are
| Dic
| Dictators are idi
| Wtf even is this thre
| Danganro
| I don't understand what's going on there.
Seriously.
What are you guys talking ab—
| Holy shit I survived! I still have time t
| Tell jill I l
| Hey guys! He's definitely gon
| He can't shoot me if I don't say anyt
| Что блять? Ничего не понял по-русски го
| Oh my g
| MEDI-
| Stop it. Get some he
| Sniper-senpai~ >//<
Penetrate me with your high caliber rounds! Fill me up with your hot lea-
| Isn't the sniper suppose to be on our si
| Hey friendly fi
| The fucker must be colour bl
| Ah, s-sniper-senpai! Please, d-don't reload m-my gun so fas-
| What's thi-
| angry bu
| I bet those bullets can't get through a thick wall like th-
| Justice rains from abo-
| Thanks fer standin' still, wan
| That sniper is a sp
| I see her. It's a g/u/rl! It's a g
| Kamehameeeeeeeeee
| Omae wa mou shin-
| Nan
| But can you do thi-
| Shoot the sni-
| The sniper is a sp-
| A spy. Say it. Say it. It is a fucking sp
| Spy is a snip
| Help me... KILL M-
| I AM IMMORT-
| How much ammo does he ha-
| I'll blow yer brains o-
| Shouldn't this be on the news by n-
| COVER ME IM RELOA
| BOSS GET DOWN
| BOSS, BOSS ARE YOU TH
| THE ENEMY SNIPER
| To save us I will tell the sniper I will jerk h
| Really? Looks over pow-
| Candleja
| Horace wimp this is your life go out and get yourself a w
| Why are we here? Just to su
| oWo whats thi-
| Widow on the roo
| wait i think its a sp-
| You'll never get m
| Anyone still there? Is the sniper gon-
| Ha, y'all nibbas wouldn't be dead if you DABBED on 'em sn-
*Gets shot repeatedly for using a dead me-
| You gotta be kidding me with all these sudden sho
| Traps are
| So, what is the kill count so f
| It must be a hacker, he has a mod men-
| 420 blaze it my du-
| Wow everyone is in on this jo-
| Hold on. I'm reloa-
| I-I lived. . . MY PROTOTYPE ARMOUR IS BULLE-
| Spider has been in
| I took a ph
| Good thing it's so foggy toda-
| Keep your eyes on the sky. Damn dragons could swoop down at any ti
| Gh
| You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses, would yo-
| ZA WARUDO, TOKI W-OOOOAAA!
KONOO DI-
>100 years later
WRRRYYYY, MUDA MU-
>dio finally fucking does
| Hi, I'm Michael Jor
| Heh, interesting thread, I gue~
| What d you call a lizard with herpes?
You cal-
| Fuck I think I left the stov
| A shie
| This thread is fucking stupI WHAT IS TH
| Alright, I don't think the sniper can get me he
| ENGINEER! POOTIS-
| This madness must st
| *On phone, far away from sniper* Okay, I have an idea. I left the plans to it in my des-
| Snake?SNA-
| >>134290 *Goes to desk and gets the plan. Reads. Proceeds to take a pen and write "Lovely day were having" on a piece of paper. Doesn't get shot.* YES, I FOUND THE SECRET TO BEATING THE SNI-
| Can a niggy get sum gr
| SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOT HIM ALREADY PEOPLE ARE DYING CALL 91-
| Oh shi~
| >shoots the sniper dead
I WIN the sniper is no m
| >>134461 *Picks up papers, which lay next to the corpse, reads the plan* Have you heard of the guy who created the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel (No bell) Priz-
| how many snipers are th
| Holy fuck there's like 140 dead bodies, I wonder if theres a sniper in th
| the guy has to reload at some po
| WE'RE SO CLOSE TO BEATING HIM, WE JUST NEED TO FIN
| *Writes a letter to all currently living people:
Dear people,
from the research of those who have fallen, we can assume the sniper shoots whatever they HEAR. So if we can get THEM to make a noise, they might shoot themselves. It is not 100% confirmed, but it could work.*
| SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NOR-
| Hey g/u/rls ... I think he's go-
| Gucci gan-
| LEEEROOOY JEEEENKIII-
| Sakuya is fla-
| Wolol-
| What have you do-
| >writing a letter
Hey people so that's how we survive, but wait....
Won't writing make no
| >Dear people still alive
i have confirmed that he might shoot people he sees writi-
| Bullshit, he aim everybody anywa-
| >>136841 Were assuming he had human eard and that I'm writing with a p-
>>137190 *The brother* Yeah, but they won't shoot them if they're out of their sig-
| Sniper at balco
| >Sends telepathic message?
| >telepathy works just f
| Fuck the sni
This is the sniper Im getting tir
This is the sniper that killed the previous sniper, I want to conti
| Bullshit he's using c
| This some Chris Kyle level sh
| sick of waking up to th
| What sni
| Shadma
| It's not a sniper, it's definitely Candlej
| How are people coming bac
| Dear Sister,
By the time you read this I'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happe-
| I like this evolution of the Candlejack meme.
...
...
...HAH, I LI
| >i made it to cover in time!
>(sniper) heh armor Peircing 50cals asshole
>ok think if a pla-
| Don't stop me no-
| We are the cham
| 178 Kills/ 0 Deaths? Fuckin Ca-
| Tryyyy me, tryy-
| I shoot him! He d-
|
| God I serouslydon't understand what's the fun in cutting posts because of a madeup sn
| DONOVAN D. DAWS-
| Hello I'm Gabe Newell and welcome to Half-Life Episode Thr-
| Sniper clearly knows de w
| Guys, the only way to avoid getting shot is not to pl-
| Candlejack isn't re
| I am the least racist person you will ev
| The body count grows and grows. It's cra-
| Ｇｅｔ ｄｏ－
| Half life t
| Hey what's up this is Jeff from the Ov
| No, certainly you can'-
| Wait guys I have a mod menu!
>God mode activated
HAHAH I'M STILL ALI-
| Club peng
| Never gonna gi
| HE'S CLAIMED NEARLY 200 BY N
| Nah bruh ill do it for you
(takes out gun and shoots self)
| Nah bruh ill do it for you
(takes out gun and shoots self)
| You guys are so fucking stup
| LIFE IS PAIN, I HA
| Can't kill me if I'm already de
| >sighs, and finally reloads sniper, barrel smoking.
Jesus, they just keep coming don't they? Meh, maybe it's time I took a day off. This whole sniping business makes me tired and I have a wife and kids to go home to.
>The sniper packs up his nice sniper and decided drive home.
>Gets home.
>Wife is laying naked in bed, in suggestive poses.
Baby, tonight is our anniversary. Let's make it count;)
>30 minutes go by, headboard knocking against the wall.
BABY I'M GONNA...I...I'M GONNA CU
| Is he gone?? *Realizes I am still alive* HOLY SHIT! WE ARE SAFE!! THE SNIPER IS GO-
| >TYPING BAGUVIX
>CHEAT HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
HA! You can't kill me now fo
| >Create a device that can revive the dead with a single tap
With this , i can revive all of the dead bodies here.
*Quickly tap the button on the device before the sniper shoot*
Huh? it's not working...
Oh shit , i forgot the co-
| we need to call a airs
| Noot noo-
| Over 200 confirmed ki-
| This is the only thread where people follow the r
| A weapon to surpass MET-
| PRESS B TO DOD-
| I'm still waiting for that moment when someone ballsy shows up and decides not to get sh
| I'm up all night to get l
| Deja v
| It's high n- UGHHH!
| That's why this Bar is below ground level.
| YES i surviv
| Man , screw this sniper shit.
Bartender! i want a sugar ru
| You mean a bad to-
| I want a moonb
| Gimme a piano ma
| Whateeveer. Hit me with your best sho-
| CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HE
| All these bodies are sexually plea
| According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not b
| There he is! the damn sniper!
i'm gonna rekt you now
>attempting to sneak attack
>the wooden floor breaks and making a loud noise
Shit , he notices me..he is definitely gonna shot me. I guess there is no other way.
>Activating a powerful shout
>The sniper shoots
FUS RO DAAAAAAH!!!
>The bullet flew away to the another direction
>Suddenly the bullet hit a chicken
Oh , what the fu
| It's time for this thread to go 40-
| DO IT.
JUST DO IT.
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS, JUST DO I
| This is our chance for an all out a-
| A sniper? Ha! I don't give a shi-
| Appl
| H is a funny jo
| Shoot your goo, my d
| For the interest of us all, has anyone tried to lewd the sn
| Who is sniped?
What? Red d~
| H
| *sigh* Dear diar-
| Hey guys i love Logan pau
| This thread just refuses to d-
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