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Let's Make a Burg Story
| Burg was strolling when burg saw a(or an)
| I'll start:
Once upon a burg...
| an Angry Burg. Angry Burg was Angry because
| OP burg had forgotten to refresh the thread before making her second post.
| And angry burg noticed OP lost because OP made a post without the word burg
| [OP Burg] Wat? Anyways, let's continue. Angry Burg was on a qyest to find her one true:
| Burg
| But to do so burg had to unleash her inner burg
| So he trained his burg for decades
| But burg was not happy as burg and became angry burg again unleashing death and chaos everywhere
| BURG!!! [\ _ /]
| Bürg
| As his training comes to a close, his master calls him to teach him the a technique to use his aggro as a weapon.
"BURGA BURGA BURGA is the spell, said the wise master.
Burg's stomach rumbles.
| And burg finally masters the burgamehameha
| Then Burg fought the Hamburglar and triumphed due to
| Angry burg
| The burgiest of burgs
| That was passed down generations with the burg legend of burgs
| For it was a Burg with a side of extra angry burg
| Angry burg
| The burg produced such anger and wrath that
| It burged all the burg from the fires of the burg hells
| Yet one burg remained
| NANIII?! says the remained one.
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU, says Burg as the remained one explodes
| Then burg was all alone, but his angry burg side materialized and an epic battle started
| Thus, and being joined by a big S O D A, Burg-kun fought, one time again, with a burg-like strengh and a burging, fearless will.
| After what felt like hours of fighting, victory was near. But then, in a moment of weakness, Burg-chan slipped on a banana peel.
| While falling, burg realized that burg was forgotten her burg at her home.
| Thankfully she had another burg, handily gripped by her teeth.
| She bit into the burg and felt her inner burg stir inside her. She began to glow a brilliant burgundy as she transformed into...
| a bUrg which was
| Angry
| "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG", SHE SCREAMED. And it was so loud and angry, that the world shattered into a trillion Burgs.
| Burg burg, angery ANGERY ÃÑGÊRY
| Burg flew up high and shouted BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Firing a ray made of mini burgs down on the angry burg
| The angry burg was incinerated instantly, and the mini burg death ray hit the planet, turning it into a massive burg.
| Suddenly burg realized that the planet could not be turned into a massive burg, because it already shattered into a trillion Burgs. The consistency of the universe was broken and all the Burgs got even more angry
| But burgs soon recognized him as their creator and started to worship, sacrificing a virgin burg every month
| And each virgin burg sacrificed was a step forward to the complete annihilation of the burg minions race...
| "And this was the end of the burg minions", said burg as she closed the book of burg history.
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| RULES:
-All paragraphs must have the word burg.
-Burg
-Angry Burg