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G/u/rl's Confessions

| Post your danger/u/ related sins/shenanigans here.

I'll start with mine:
>Never roleplayed on /cyb/ but occasionally roleplayed at /u/ and /a/
>Never played Fire Emblem, but always post in Fire Emblem topics, pretending to be a fan/hater
>Asks for dick picc, but never click on them


| I impersonate namefags to see if they notice.
-Arx


| Here's mine.
>I don't know how to roleplay on /cyb/. I was once on it a year ago but I don't know how to do it now
>I am an actual desperate lesbo


| >Posts frequently on the "I love Jill" thread even though favorite character is Gabby and Anna
>By far the least qualified person to give opinions on Overwatch things, but still posts on Overwatch threads
>Spend most of the day on story creation and /d/ threads instead of working

I'm a terrible person :'<


| > I keep refreshing danger/u/ even though I know its' a colossal waste of my time


| >>120413

>I am an actual desperate lesbo
Hawt


| >I hate you all


| Become a dood and a warrior of love
Be the cause that the heart emoticon got filtered out for nigger on /new/


| >>120440 Wait, so you are love-beam chan.
So sad to hear that...I love you btw.


| >>120426
If she hot she ain't be desperate


| >>120493 horny lesbos are hawt by default


| >>120493 Fuck you ;w;
>>120494 Thanks I guess but I wouldn't fuck you.


| >>120496 that's fine, that's what everyone told me anyways

>mfw no g/u/rl confessing anymore


| Okay let's get back to confessing
>I actually thought anon e was a girl
>I actually believed tide pod is edible. It didn't exits in my country so I was fooled


| >i've been doing the "is here like 4chan" posts for a month now
>i know anon e personally


| I'm also a compulsive lair


| >I actually want to fuck Prefetcher


| >I still haven't finished va-11hall-a and won't finish it anytime soon
>I unironically like furries but I don't even have an OC


| >>121645
That's not a confession, that's just telling the truth.


| >I like furries in non sexual way


| >I get really piss of with the trap/trans negativity cause I would love to be a trap and I think I might be trans
>Even though I love him I sometimes forget how to spell daruko hoshino


| >I think trap jokes are annoying af
>I'm secretly not a lesbian, I'm bi


| >Hate everyone in class, wants to be freinds
>Makes myself plans to finish all my work on time, waits until the night before


| >This the first anon board that I post in
>Been around here for months, but never called anyone fag/nig
>Pretended to be a girl who pretend to be a boy who pretend to be a girl who pretend to be boy who pretend to be a girl who pretend to be...


| >Love board culture but am as straight and normal as they come
>I keep trying to ease my own real personality in here by posting advice/positive stories about fashion, hair, romance, how to pick up girls but no one seems to like it


| >kinda feels like even that post sounded like something a tool would say. been binging anime in hopes it makes me fit in faster


| >>122971 >>122974 hey nothing wrong with being straight/gay

And I think we have enough weeb here, you posting with the influence of your character/passion will bring more variations in the board


| >>121681
Va-11 hall-a wait what


| >i kinda wanna see what all the trap hype is about honestly


| I don't understand people, i always imitate emotions when i think i need to, like laugh when they try to be funny and etc. JEEZ what's the point of living? I tried to kill myself, but i don't have guts to do it. I am terrified. Although my country is at top 20 in suicide rate list


| >>122974
G/u/rl, just be yourself. I like this place partly bc there are people like you to keep it comfy


| >Starting the "I love Jill" threads


| >>123450 I love you


| >Is a normie by most conventional means
>Still lurks for the luls


| I want to suck my GF cock


| >im not gurl but is it really necessary
>i want to be a girl, i think girls are the luckiest peoples in the world
>life is hard mode for boys, easy mode for girls
>.>>121681 dont worry me too


| >>123779 girls have their own hardships you shouldn't say it's easy mode for them, they are often misunderstood and treated as inferior some are seen as mere sex toys
We all play hard mode regardless of gender, irl easy mode is an illusion created by having luck with the RNG


| > sometimes I have doubts that Pref may actually not be an osakan loli


| >>124164 Blasphemer.


| >>123779
We're not guys or girls. We're g/u/rls


| >>123779 good luck being born as girl in backwater third world countries. Polygamy, wife beating, female sex slaves are legal in some country. Can't even drive/ go out without male guardian. Testimony counted as half of male's testimony.


| > i love life


| I'm sick of LGBTIQ shit everywhere. Why am I even here.


| > I hate some of the LGBT.
These idiots making a "coming out as trans" videos and whatever annoy me a lot.
Why can't people make a quick video of that, and not fuck the ad revenue dry.
Hell, even a single post of a COMMENT is enough, why go to these fucking lengths!?


| >I'm tired of some LGBT people too namely the ones who make a point of having to always be the victim and always have to turn something into pro-LGBT even when that thing isn't even related to sexuality or when they whine that a movie or game has hetero relationships and no homosexuality, art should never be controlled by people's opinions, it should be solely based on the author's inspirations and feelings
>I don't care if you want "equality" censorship is censorship regardless


| lol this thread has devolved, pack your bags


| OP here, it's intended for confession related to danger/u/, but if people want to confess about something else, that's fine. If you keep your feeling bottled up, it will explode in due time. Just let it go here and decompress.


| >It was me. I was the turkey all along.


| >I Actually enjoy Ubisoft games alot more than others


| >I am your father, this message is for everyone


| >I found out about this chan app yesterday and will procede to newfag it up


| >>126003 not chan, and not newfag
danger/u/ and newg/u/rl

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