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make the comments form a story v2
| There was a man named Stanley
| And he ate a weird ball
| Stanley was not the brightest bulb in the pack, as most people wouldn't just eat weird balls they find lying around. However, this ball would change his life forever. Upon eating the ball, he began to...
| Become ballman a super genetically modified man with the power of balls
| It was pretty gay tho because he wore a dildo shaped suit. All he wanted in life was _
| To have a trap without a dick
| So he went off around the world to find his one true 'trap'
| He ended up traveling to the magical land of Las Vegas and desperately scoured many strip clubs to find his one true trap.
| And it was there Stanley found it,
| The nicest pair of balls he'd ever seen
| They belonged to a very skilled dancer, delegated to the VIPs. He had only gotten a glimpse, and he knew they would be guarded.. Could Stanley do it?
| He could. He fucking could. Because he is fuckmothering BALLMAN goddammit, and who could be more ballsy than that?! He rises, dildo suit clad, spandex pridefully cupping his stout masculinity, and with a primal grunt he vigorously thrusts himself into danger to achieve that ever-glorious, coveted trap.
| Suddenly, pineapples!
| As manly as he is, he ignores the pineapples and gets the trap to himself, catching him in a warm hug of lust, as the trap starts twitching on his dildo shaped suit, and took him to bed, fondling his balls
| He continued to fondle his balls. Fondle. Fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle. Nonstop fondling.
| before he continued, he did his daily danger/u/ check-in.
"what's this? 'make the comments form a story v2'!? ah bloody hell mate. this prick done did stole my idea! he didn't even post the original! I must seek vengeance!"
| In the middle of the delightness Stanley feels during the fondling, some random thought just went from his brain down to his mouth. He asked, "What's your name, trap?"
| "Bruce Jenner"
| He said "Oooh, sexy"
| then Stanley proceeds to fondle balls, when someone stormed in the the room Stanley and Bruce were fondling balls in
| he proceeded to scream in agony, like a man who had just gotten a blowjob from ｎｅｃｋｂｅａｒｄ ｍａｎ
| Then the fire nation came
| But meanwhile on the other side of danger/u/ the original vs 1 story thread died. However, the busty werechicken Anon created over there somehow found her way into this thread and decided to become leader of The Fire Nation. She wanted to continue her search for chicken breasts to eventually gain enough power to summon Chicken-Cthulu.However, she was also collecting dildos as a side-goal. She wanted Stanley's balls.
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