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Give me the darkest humor
| At age 6 I was born without a face
| Ya know what's the hardest part of vegetable to eat?
A wheelchair
| When I was in the Navy, my Jewish friend and I were smoking outside on a cold night in Pensacola. All was quiet until he looked at me and asked, "Hey, you ever seen a Jew skydive?" I looked at him, mildly amused, and responded: "No, why? You plan on jumping out of a plane any time soon?"
Without a word, he simply raised his cigarette high above our heads and flicked it. We both watched the ash fall soundlessly down to the cold pavement.
| Your sex life
| Prefetcher.
| Knock knock
But no one was alive to answer the door.
| Holocaust jokes are like a kid with cancer.
Both of them never get old.
| If you need the darkest of humour you might as well visit the darkest of web.
That was really bad i know
| How do you get a Jewish girls number?
>Roll up her sleeve.
| What's pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.
| How do you get the emo kid of the tree?
Cut the rope
| The Bible is basically the longest set of Terms and Conditions ever, which is why so many people agree with it without knowing why.
| I went into a sex shop this morning..
"Excuse me, have you got any Jewish porn DVDs?" I asked.
"Yeah, we've got this one." The assistant said. "Comes with a free gift."
"Cool, what's the free gift?"
"There isn't one, mate. That's the title."
| Once a friend of mine said he was an asphalt popsicle
| Whats the similarity between Jesus and a portrait? they're both nailed on to something
| What's worse than seven dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to seven trees.
| SpongeBob's Best Day Ever Song matched up with That Japanese Movie about the Hiroshima Atom Bomb Seq.
| >I got your girlfriend's bra and I fap to it every night.
>Jokes on you, my girlfriend doesn't wear bra yet
| >>117145
That's kinda lame execution of a joke don't you think?
How about
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture"
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| The darkest of the darkest humor down below.