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Romance Thread
| "O Mario, what hast thou felled upon me?!"
"Tis' be a hand-length of toad!"
"Such utterances, Mario!"
"Luigi, hath be no love but our brotherly ones."
"-How can a man be with another man flesh, art thine penis in cognizant?"
"Ye, Luigi-, nay! It shaketh of similar length to a man's arm, how can thou deniest of a gift in such nature?!"
"But such nature is a sin, Mario!"
"Silence! Thou are none but a bargain! Receive my cummeth, Luigi!"
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