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Help, what do ppl write on Dating Apps?
| The truth.
| Write: Horny gurl looking for thicc dicc
| Let's meet in a dark alley with no cameras in a desolate location where people tend to avoid for being dangerous, bring tour wallet and keep you credit card password in a sticky not on it
| Srs advice: I’ve heard a Planet Money episode recommend simply sending a winking face because that’s an easy message you can send to a lot of people, which will maximize your chances of talking with someone you like.
| >>112281
But what's the truth?
>>112356 /thread
>>112364 instructions unclear, dick stuck in fan
>>112369 I don't like that smiley xD and I don't rly think that works. Like most g/u/rls get I don't know how many messages daily.
| You don't write anything.
You don't write anything since you don't use dating apps.
| Let's double suicide babe
| Please love me
| Just describe yourself in an honest and not unflattering way. Get your friend(s) (if you have one) to make sure your profile is acceptable. Use cute photos, but don't fucking myspace angle people, also dog filter is cancer.
But dating apps don't work great from my experience trying OKCupid (where I had basically 3 lines of conversation over 4 months) and Grindr (where I ended up needing to get PEP.)
| >>112883 then how does one meet waifu material?
>>112909 this but irl please
>>113017 what is love? baby don't hurt me
>>113040 I get matches. I just don't know what to write. Because when I match with someone I and start small talk it's boring and people stop responding. When you ask about generic stuff it could seem like one hasn't any connection to the other. If I'd start asking 'Whats the meaning of life?' I'd feel like a pretentious asshole.
| >>113805
ayy, 10/10 reference.
To OP: Basically the most important thing to getting a gurl/boi is to be an interesting person- no matter what you put on your profile, if you're a boring or unfunny conversationalist they aren't going to stick around.
Generally people get over this hurdle by finding someone with similar interests and just discussing that with them. Things like throwing in the occasional joke or flattering remark just come about organically with experience.
| Hilariously, if I ever found someone who got the "what doth lyfe" reference and used that on me, I'd laugh and probably be interested in talking with them. That's a pretty obscure reference and you have to be a kind of weird person to enjoy the series it originates from (Xavier, Renegade Angel).
| Like if you like vidya, find someone who likes vidya, and bring up that vidya, and ask them something like "what's your favorite character" or something along those lines. Discuss why you like or dislike said characters and eventually move onto other things until a decent amount of time has passed and you're both comfortable. Then move on to less shallow conversation.
| A g/u/rl here found someone on OkCupid who had the bonus points of both being hot af and also being a huge weeb and player of obscure japanese RPG's, like Shin Megami Tensei, and naturally, Persona.
| That's how their conversation started. Iirc they're still talking on OkCupid.
| You shouldn't keep talking on the app too long, people lose interest quickly. Instead, you should focus on arranging a real date before they lose interest.
| Sexy time or ky
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| I suck at starting a conversation on dating Apps, please h e l p